Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!
Maybe if the wildfires and hurricanes said more nice things about Donald Trump...
Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.
Look, no one's actually USING the atmosphere, are they?
You don't have to be crazy to work there, but... OK, you actually DO have to be crazy.
It's probably all in their heads. And their lungs. And maybe their bloodstreams.
Trump tries to mean-tweet DACA, Congress doubles-down on Trump-Russia, and Obama wrote to Trump, but it had big words in it, so.
Prepare to be shocked, shocked.
Trump secretly calls Steve Bannon, David Clarke quits, and Lindsey Graham is still butthurt about HER EMAILS. Your morning news brief.
Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!
Maybe we could sell higher teacher salaries and smaller classes as vital for National Defense.
Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!
Republicans are writing love letters (and checks) to Mike Pence, the CIA won't drink Trump's Kool-Aid, businesses sour on Trump. Your morning news brief!
If foxes aren't allowed to design the henhouses, how will we know they're a safe source of nutrition for foxes?
Trump does Little Donnie's Russian homework, Republicans try to move from healthcare, and Eric Trump tells Hannity about his dad's loads. Your morning news brief.
Now here's a guy who can pass any religious test you want. Also it's YOUR OPEN THREAD.