You'll never guess who's getting a tax cut, WealthCare rides again, and Anne Coulter is set to invade Eternia! Your morning news brief!
Your Pictures Of Grumpy Old Fossils Stomping Around Chicago For Earth Day Science March! (We Mean That With Love)
Thousands of science nerds in Chicago emerge to yell and scream about books and learning.
Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!
In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
If the EPA won't protect our air and water, at least it can protect one guy.
If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
Trump plays with his missile, conspiracy cooks are going bonkers, and Russia is mad Trump lied...to THEM! Your morning news brief!
Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!
Neil Gorsuch lurches closer to the court, Trump's minions are filthy and rich, and Bill O'Reilly doesn't want us to talk about how rapey he might be. Your morning news brief!
Trump set to unveil his climate plan, mid-term election planning has begun, and EVERYONE hates Devin Nunes.
Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.
Senators want James Comey to come out and play, Rachel Maddow broke the Internet, and TrumpCare is DOA! Your morning news brief!
Just think of all the Freedom!
It was a nice biosphere while it lasted.
Is it TrumpCare or RyanCare, James Comey gets comfy, and China bootlegs Ivanka Trump! Your morning news brief!