Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.
Senators want James Comey to come out and play, Rachel Maddow broke the Internet, and TrumpCare is DOA! Your morning news brief!
Just think of all the Freedom!
It was a nice biosphere while it lasted.
Is it TrumpCare or RyanCare, James Comey gets comfy, and China bootlegs Ivanka Trump! Your morning news brief!
The fox isn't just guarding the henhouse. The fox has a flamethrower and barbecue sauce.
Every person Trump has ever met is swimming in golden doubloons stamped 'Russia.' Is that weird?
Obama squirreled away Russian intel, Jeff Sessions lied under oath, and will Trump kill the Easter Bunny? Your morning news brief!
Still no 'replace' in 'repeal and,' Sean Spicer's phone problems, and Little Marco explains why he's so damn spineless! Your morning news brief!
The Muslim Ban is DEAD, Trump's NSC pick turns down the job, and Paul Ryan unveils Trump/RyanCare Your morning news brief!
Neil Gorsuch snaps at Trump, Sean Spicer spits fake news, and all your late night show videos all in one! Your morning news brief!
Why, yes, Neil Gorsuch is the son of the crazy lady who ran the EPA under Reagan. Wonder if there are any lessons here?
Science: What has it ever done for us?
Nice Time: Your public servants aren't taking kindly to this censorship stuff.
Trump threatens Chicago, science geeks protect their pockets, and Republicans plot what to burn next. Your morning news brief!
Well, that accelerated quickly!