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Who is this crazy lady who isn’t allowed to get out of her truck until her husband first gets out and says his piece about why he is permitting her to run for office? She’s Kathy Peterson, Republican candidate for President of the Alabama Public Service Commission and wife of briefly famous redneck and failed [...]
What does America’s most prolific maniac executioner Rick Perry want to axe murder today? “Every single federal regulation, and everyone else, and Ben Bernanke” is his top pick. Perry told a radio interviewer in Iowa that he wants President Obama to “put a moratorium on regulations across this country” for whatever reason that food poisoning, [...]
Nebraska Attorney General Jon Bruning has some kind of rambling magical woodland children’s bedtime story about coons ‘n beetles ‘n rat carcass to share with everybody. Here is your Google translation from the original Wingnut Gibberish: “If the EPA leaves buckets of insects scattered around the bulldozers at an abandoned construction site, the poor turn [...]
Oh hooray, the House Republicans also have a underhanded bullshit scheme to completely gut America’s environmental protections: Instead of moving stand-alone legislation or openly debating the merits of gutting America’s environmental protections, the House is trying to sneak more than 40 anti-environment amendments and policy riders to the Interior Appropriations bill. And that’s even before [...]
A devious “cold air mass” from Canada floated across our unprotected border and then proceeded to drop giant snow-dumps all over our great nation yesterday, forcing most Americans to abandon their SUVs on the highway and hike to the nearest toll station, so that they could eat the tollbooth lady for nourishment. First “Bieber fever,” [...]
The Senate defeated the Dirty Energy Industry’s sleazy attempt to prevent any kind of enforcement of gross carbon emissions, hooray, the ads on Wonkette worked! The AP had a pretty good single-sentence summary of what happened: “The defeated resolution would have denied the Environmental Protection Agency the authority to move ahead with the rules, crafted [...]
OMG WTF! That is a lot of exclamation points for a government press release! Lisa Jackson has something to announce, today! It is an announcement regarding the climate! HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS. (!!!) [EPA]
Europe will not buy worthless America from Hank Paulson, who is selling it for six homosexual Lincoln pennies. [Crooks and Liars] The EPA has been spiking your drinking water with rocket fuel, which means water is now $100 a barrel. [Daily Kos] McCain owns three foreign cars, and the only American vehicles he does have [...]
