Everything's fine, nothing to see, especially if you shut your eyes.
Just another day in President Shit Waffle's America!
We'd call this administration a bunch of vultures, but vultures fill an important ecological niche.
Look, we're trying not to be alarmists or anything. But our house IS on fire.
Trump rants to the New York Times, Earth braces for a big oil pounding, and Peggy Noonan goes to the movies! Your morning news brief!
Trump dumps the UN, Democrats gear up for 2018, and Ivanka's money laundering problem. Your morning news brief.
Trump opens the old Cold War playbook, the NRA caves on background checks (lol right), and Jill Stein has some 'splaining to do. Your morning news brief.
A Fox lady gives Rupert Murdoch a FUCKING EARFUL, Republican tax fuckery hits another snag, and the GOP has record LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.
Trump loves himself at civil rights museum, old white people make excuses for pedophillia, and Judge Jeanine goes off the rails (again). Your morning news brief.
Robert Mueller is building something big, the FCC is killing net neutrality and the Lifeline, and drunk Floridians! Your morning news brief!
She's utterly unqualified and doesn't know beans about basic science. In other words, prefect for the Trump administration.
What fun they are having at the EPA!
Another graduate of the Donald Trump School of Business Communication For Kids Who Don't Business Communicate Good Or Aren't Good At Other Things Too.
Trump insults Gold Star families (again), Republicans are shoving the Trump Taxes down our throats, and John McCain insults rich draft dodgers with foot problems. Your morning news brief.
Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!
Maybe if the wildfires and hurricanes said more nice things about Donald Trump...