Tag: environment

Ryan Zinke Says He’s A Geologist, Is Full Of Schist.

Navy Seal pretends he's a geologist on Twitter.

Yay, Ryan Zinke Just Saved The Endangered Animals By Letting Trump Sons Murder Them More!

All hunters welcome except the witch kind.

Ryan Zinke Bringing More Oil Spills To Beaches Near You!

It's a rigged system. A drilling-rigged system, to be precise.

2017: The Year Trump Put The Planet In Its Place

Look, we're trying not to be alarmists or anything. But our house IS on fire.

Donald Trump Laughing About Climate Change Again Because Fuck Puerto Rico, Right?

If he hasn't learned science in 71 years, he won't learn it now.
Why isn't Mercedes sponsoring wind farms? The branding is right there!

GOP Tax ‘Cut’ Bill Set To Axe-Murder Clean Energy. Sorry Iowa, Oklahoma, North Dakota Et Al.!

Oh, look! The tax bill even includes a fuck-you to clean energy!

Trump’s Nominee For Top WH Environmental Post, Kathleen Hartnett White, Is Dummy

She's utterly unqualified and doesn't know beans about basic science. In other words, prefect for the Trump administration.
A lot, actually

EPA Scientific Advisory Groups Now Untainted By Science. Thus Saith The Lord!

What fun they are having at the EPA!
Do we really need an 'environment' anyway?

Trump EPA Will Make You Eat Coal, And You Will Like It

Look, no one's actually USING the atmosphere, are they?

Texas First Responders Sue After Perfectly Harmless Chemical Not-Explosion Made Them Sick

It's probably all in their heads. And their lungs. And maybe their bloodstreams.

Team Trump Keeping Glacier National Park Safe From Mark Zuckerberg, Climate Science

The Trump administration didn't micromanage Mark Zuckerberg's visit to Glacier National Park. It simply held days of meetings to save money.

Jim Inhofe: If Global Warming Is Real, Then OH FUCK FUCK FUCK! ICEBERG!

Scientists disagree about the role of climate change in forming one of history's biggest icebergs. Not one says it's a hoax, though. Silly scientists!

Deleted Comments: You Liberal Losers Are Just Jealous Of Ivanka Because You’re Losers. Also Sheeple.

Our Ivanka Trump post got a lot of attention. Some of it from serious doofuses.

Trump To Planet: Drop Dead

Bye, Earth! BYE!