Look, no one's actually USING the atmosphere, are they?
It's probably all in their heads. And their lungs. And maybe their bloodstreams.
The Trump administration didn't micromanage Mark Zuckerberg's visit to Glacier National Park. It simply held days of meetings to save money.
Scientists disagree about the role of climate change in forming one of history's biggest icebergs. Not one says it's a hoax, though. Silly scientists!
Deleted Comments: You Liberal Losers Are Just Jealous Of Ivanka Because You’re Losers. Also Sheeple.
Our Ivanka Trump post got a lot of attention. Some of it from serious doofuses.
Bye, Earth! BYE!
Finally, someone makes a bold case for inaction!
The fox isn't just guarding the henhouse. The fox has a flamethrower and barbecue sauce.
Would you risk your life to inspire resistance against Donald Trump? The Greenpeace protesters who just scaled a giant crane located near the White House to hang a giant "RESIST" banner sure would. Good golly, look at those crazy motherfudgers...
Good news! Trump's Interior Department choice only wants to exploit federal lands, not turn them over to gun-toting yahoos. Baby steps, right?
Liz Cheney won the Republican primary for the open House seat in Wyoming, putting her on a path to eventual Overlordhood.
Here's a company that's using the good ol' free market to expand the reach of clean wind power. You want to save the planet, don't you?
Hey, unemployed takers, were you encouraged by the Make America Work Again plan revealed at the Republican National Convention last night? Turns out that all we really need is a pick, shovel and some gumption, and we'll all be...
Greetings and salutations form Chicago! While Hillary Clinton was brainwashing Bernie Sanders with mind control worms earlier, Donald Trump was begging for cash in Chicago at the hotel palace that he doesn't even own anymore. In response to His...