Tag: environment

Screw the cookies. I want the Foreign Relations Committee

Liz Cheney Wins Wyoming Primary, Prepares To CONQUER HELL

Liz Cheney won the Republican primary for the open House seat in Wyoming, putting her on a path to eventual Overlordhood.
Why isn't Mercedes sponsoring wind farms? The branding is right there!

Switch To Clean Energy, Help The Earth And Your Wonkette All At Once With One Non-Weird Trick

Here's a company that's using the good ol' free market to expand the reach of clean wind power. You want to save the planet, don't you?
Clean coal

Republicans’ Awesome Plan For The Economy Basically ‘Hillary Emails’ And Coal

Hey, unemployed takers, were you encouraged by the Make America Work Again plan revealed at the Republican National Convention last night? Turns out that all we really need is a pick, shovel and some gumption, and we'll all be...

Angry Youths Attempt Riot in Chicago While Trump Begs For Money

Greetings and salutations form Chicago! While Hillary Clinton was brainwashing Bernie Sanders with mind control worms earlier, Donald Trump was begging for cash in Chicago at the hotel palace that he doesn't even own anymore. In response to His...
Now, about my disappearing ecosystem...

Big Oil Gives Up On Drilling In Arctic, Loses Billions. Sucks To Be You, Big Oil!

Some temporary good news for the planet: Oil Companies have decided there's no money in drilling in the Arctic Ocean. For now.

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Flees University Building Dedication In Epic Snit

Maine Gov. Paul LePage, not a man given to patience, reason, or indeed any known habits of civilized humans, abruptly stormed out of a dedication ceremony at the University of Maine at Farmington Tuesday after noticing two (2) students...
Eeeeeee Haaawwwwwww!!

Arizona Congressjerk Will Save Grand Canyon From Barack Obama And Tyranny

There are two things you should know about Arizona teabagger Rep. Paul Gosar: He is a dentist who somehow made it into Congress, and he's one of the reasons we Can't Have Nice Things. Gosar is fighting a proposal...

Texas Rep. Not Saying Obama Made Up Climate Change Hoax, He’s Just Askin’

In Texas, every schoolboy learns, apparently, that he can say anything, no matter how crazy it sounds, so long as he's just askin' what everyone's a-thinkin', is all. Don't you dare accuse Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert of saying President Obama is a...
America needs him.

Here’s Chris Christie Being A Dick To Some Girl, Because It Is A Day

So Chris Christie is stumping around New Hampshire, clinging to his debate slot in the Top Tier of Donald Trump and the Other Republican Losers like it's the last however many $1500 buys you in hot dogs and beers at...
Let's not get too carried away with this 'save the planet' nonsense

John Kasich Likes Planet Earth OK, Not Ready For Serious Commitment

Somewhere in the wilds of New Hampshire, John Kasich (R-And Who Are You Again?) is doing a campaign event, and WaPo's Dave Weigel is tweeting up a storm. Of particular interest is this Deep Thought on the environment: Glad he...
Science: It's hard.

Hillary Clinton Whips Out Her Big Science Brain To Make Republicans Jealous

Here's Hillary Clinton's new campaign ad, a pleasant if not incredibly edgy Old-Horror-Movie smack at all the Republicans who are simultaneously not scientists but 103 percent sure there's no such thing as Global Warming. Wisely, the gothic horror subtitles are kept...
Oh, wow...his vibe is groovy for like 5 minutes, and then he's, like, a massive bummer

Sure, Rand Paul Is Now A Tree Hugger, Why Not?

In yet another attempt to convince people who aren't paying attention that he's a totally different kind of Republican, Rand Paul has come out as a self-proclaimed "tree hugger" who thinks composting is groovy and that clean air and...
OK, sure, this photo is from New Jersey. But it's cows in a stream. There's your disclaimer. Freakin' PolitiFact.

Wyoming Won’t Have You Going Around Taking Pictures Of Their Cow Sh*t Infested E. Coli Rivers

Congratulations, Wyoming! You just passed what may be the dumbest anti-science law of the year, and that's saying something, just considering that Texas and Florida are still states (at least until Texas is neutralized by Jade Helm). Just how...
Je ne suis certainement un énorme trou du cul, mais je ne suis pas stupide

Monsanto Fanboy: Weed Killer Safe Enough To Drink. F*ck No, I Won’t Drink It. (Updated)

Updated: see end of post. So here's a thing of beauty: Chemical industry lobbyist apologist Patrick Moore wants to assure the world there is absolutely no truth to the pernicious assertions that glyphosate, the active ingredient in Monsanto's Roundup...
JPL'S Orbiting Carbon Observatory 2

Hero Ted Cruz Will Save Us All From NASA Studying Our Climate

Ted Cruz is pretty darn annoyed with NASA these days, seeing as how it's just been wasting a lot of taxpayer money studying the climate and foolishness like that. For heaven's sake, everyone knows that NASA is supposed to...
Oh HAI impending doom.

Florida Sees, Hears, And Speaks No Climate Change. Also: Sinks Into The Sea

Perhaps you’ve heard that, thanks to and its associated rising sea levels, Miami is very soon likely going to underwater. Tampa, too. And you would think that, were you the governor of the state that includes those two...