Tag: entitlements

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Wisconsin To 15,000 Poors: Let Them Eat Bootstraps

Oh, Wisconsin. Remember when you were simply a reliable purveyor of fine, plentiful cheeses, copious amounts of beer, and more sausage than Eggplant Fridays? Ah, the (fried curd) salad days. Nowadays, thanks to Gov. Scott Walker Derpsocket up there, Wisconsin...

Communists At The Atlantic Blame America First

One of us! One of us! We never thought we'd see the day, but the Atlantic, fresh off a story kind of blaming workers for killing a company already in bankruptcy, has published a piece decrying the unfair distribution of...

Bill O’Reilly Is Very Peeved That People Found His Racist Rant Racist

Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com So, Mr. O'Reilly here is really cheesed at You People for calling him a racist. All he did was point out that Barack Obama was reelected by a bunch of poor nonwhite people who...

Rick Santorum Will Gladly Compromise With Democrats To Ruin Social Security For You

Oh finally, Rick Santorum has written a column on the Hill, weighing in on the election and What It Means! And What It Means is that the GOP will FINALLY, after all this time, cooperate with President Obama on...

Elegant Pajamas Media Lady Blogger: Jesus Would Hate Today’s Poor People, Who Should Be More Like In Dickens

ATTENTION POOR PEOPLE: Pajamas Media blogger Kathy Shaidle would like you to stop being boozy crackheads who spend all your money on weaves and tacky club clothes, at once and now! Let us listen to the good lady's gentle...

Host for Romney’s ‘Half Of America Can Get Bent’ Speech Is Big Fan Of Sexxytime Pool Parties

So it turns out that Mother Jones reporter David Corn has now identified the location and date of that fundraiser where Willard Mittensbjørn Rømney proclaimed that he has no use for 47% of the American people because they are...

Video: Mitt Romney Really, Really (Really) Does Not Care For You People

It starts out fairly anodyne -- Ol' Miffed Romney talking to his base. (Not "the" base of uncouth teatards, his base of Lehmann Bros. execs or the like.) But very soon, he becomes ... what is the word? Unhinged?...

Paul Ryan Plans To Ruin Medicare and Medicaid, Sneak In Tax Cuts For Rich

What has Congress been up to these days? We didn't fire them, right? Yes, it would appear they still have jobs, and that job is continually "avoiding shutdown" because voters dividing power between the two very polarized parties these...