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The 86 Dumbfuckingest Things Trump Said To The Grown-Ass Leaders Of Mexico And Australia

WHO IN THE FUCK ARE THE LOCAL MILK PEOPLE?

President Bannon Cramming Sh*t Through While Ivanka And Jared Are Off Being Jewish

Have you noticed that Trump's worst behavior happens between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday?

2016: The Year We Sexxxed Up Canada’s Justin Trudeau, Sexxxily

Apparently Justin Trudeau has 'political positions' and stuff, but this is not about that.

Donald Trump Will Build A Wall Around Syrian Refugees, And He’ll Make The Ay-Rabs Pay For It!

Suuuuuure he will. Remember how Trump pussed out when he was face-to-face with the president of Mexico?

Donald Trump Jr. Obviously Inherited His Smarts From His Daddy

Junior has been tweeting conspiracy theories from Alex Jones and Drudge, because he is S-M-R-T!

This One Chart Explains How Donald Trump Is Vile Beyond Description

Donald Trump's much anticipated (so they say) speech on illegal immigration used the word "kill" six times. "Murder" came up three times. There was one "rape," three "violent," a whopping 24 "criminal," five "horrible," just one "terrible" (!), five...

Donald Trump’s Idiot Son Says Shut Up And Stop Making Fun Of His Dad!

BONUS POLL: Click to vote on which Trump kid is the creepiest!
Now here's a man who LOVES the Hispanics and their taco bowls

In Bitchfight Between Trump And Mexican President, Who’s Lying? ALL OF THEM, KATIE

But it depends what the meaning of 'is' is.

Coward Donald Trump Goes To Mexico, Too Big A Pussy To Demand Payment For His Wall

Will this be the the thing that turns Trump's campaign around? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Now here's a man who LOVES the Hispanics and their taco bowls

Hillary Clinton Like ‘Hey Donald Trump, Have Fun In Mexico LOLOLOLOL’

Trump's trip to Mexico will either be a disaster, or a bloody effing disaster, depending on your perspective.

Mexican President Is Willing To Meet With President Trump, PROBABLY To Discuss Wall Payment

Trump's plan to force Mexico to pay for the wall is totally foolproof.

Perfect And Sane Donald Trump Just Saying Mexico About To Attack New Hampshire

Is this the craziest thing Donald Trump has ever said? How do you even measure "craziest"?

Justin Trudeau Can’t Figure Out Where To Put His Hands

Wonkette examines exactly where the three-way handshake between Barack Obama, Justin Trudeau and Enrique Peña Nieto went terribly wrong.
This just might be photoshopped.

U.S., Mexico, Canada Gonna Trilaterally Fix Climate Change, Make You Eat Poutine Burritos

The U.S., Canada, and Mexico announced an ambitious plan to curb emissions of greenhouse gases, and we're wondering why no conspiracy theories have yet sprung up around it.
The Titan refugee program was a bad idea, we'll admit

Trump’s Wall To Be 10 Feet Taller Because Mexico Hurt His Feelings With Swears

Alack and alas and oh his poor stars and whiskers, Donald Trump is offended because former Mexican El Presidente Vicente Fox said a mean word about him! Listen, Vicente Fox; only one politician gets to say mean words to...