Robert Mueller is just trying to make sure these wayward boys don't run away to RUSSIA or something.
Sounds like President Dumbass might not get that state visit with the Queen!
What the fuck is wrong with him? (SPOILER: Everything.)
Tucker Carlson is just wondering why the Gypsies are so weird and hostile to him.
Our president's eloquence may have fallen a bit short.
Have a great big smile and enjoy your OPEN THREAD.
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Connect the dots, if any. Maybe there are no dots. Maybe YOU'RE the dot.
What do you do when Donald Trump thinks you're his hot daughter?
Muslim Restaurant Declares War On Christmas By Offering Free Meals To Homeless, Elderly. What Are They Up To????
A Muslim-owned restaurant in London is doing something nice for its neighbors on Christmas. Unfortunately, the story is on the internet.
An English judge is under investigation for breaching judicial decorum after throwing a jerkface defendant's obscenities right back at him. We think she should get the Order of the British Empire.
Another reboot from the '80s happened this week, as Great Britain's ruling Conservative Party leadership fight appears to have been won by a lady! That is expected to make Theresa May, the current home secretary, Britain's first female prime minister since...
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Say goodbye to Justin Trudeau and that man-king of Reykjavik, there's a new hotty mctotty lord mayor in town! Or we guess you could invite them all over, together, for a 'cuppa cuppa' burning love!
Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we've got the old standby: terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad restaurant customers. As always, these are real...
Hope you kids are ready for some full-on nerding today, because it is Saturday and we have news that brings together two of the best topics possible: Science and sexxytimes. Oh, sure, the sexxytimes involve arachnids, but that was...