Goodness gracious, who ever could have imagined that more people might want to listen to Rush Limbaugh once they discovered this odious sperm-giblet said awful objectionable things on the radio all the time? Usually, people’s reactions when they are told they must not look at or listen to some particularly salacious thing is to never think of it again. MORE »

Now that it’s officially pre-2009, we can start guiltlessly recycling all the material we’ve already written into Top Ten Posts. Today’s took a surprisingly long time to compile. It seemed like a good idea to look at all the funny terms we used to describe our Political Enemies, and it turns out that phrases like “rancid shit-sack,” “vulgar fraud,” “human garbage,” and “cretin” turn up with shocking frequency around these parts. So, after the jump, a painstakingly culled collection of our favorite mean phrases we used to describe objectionable people such as Joe the Plumber, Eliot Spitzer, and of course our all-time favorite, the humanoid sewer-pipe and self-professed eternal virgin Joe Lieberman. MORE »

Capitol Hill Blue — the political rag that also functions as a tin foil hat — is “reporting” that Bush has an “enemies list,” the domestic kind: “If you want to know who’s sleeping with whom, who drinks too much or has a fondness for nose candy, this is the place to find it.” We’ll take all of the above! Especially since, apparently, we’re on the list. Does it matter that the list is likely less a product of the White House’s paranoia than Capitol Hill Blue’s? Not so much. However, CHB does say the list has 10,000 people on it. Man, it’s easier to get on than an intern. MORE »