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Is Bill Richardson’s beard catering to Ethnocentric Special Interests, and if so, why did he not just grow a sombrero instead? And what about that tan? Is that more Hispanic pandering, or is it because he just went on vacation? Remember Al Gore’s beard? Man, that was great. George Lucas also has a neck beard. This is a summary of the very sober conversation these professional members of the Fourth Estate had on Fox News yesterday. [Media Matters]

You know how every newspaper in the world (of New Hampshire) endorsed WALNUTS! and then he bragged about it in an ad? Well apparently in Michigan — where he’s in a tight battle for the republic with Mittens — its particular flavor of dying print journalism also loves the crazy old man. McCain brags about this, too, in a new ad that is the exact same thing as the New Hampshire ad, just with different words.

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Yes, you read that correctly. We (well mostly me, Megan was all like “eh, go do your thing”) endorse Ron Paul for the Republican nomination. In an election year that could provide such boring figures as Mitt Romney or John McCain, America demands a Republican that will most singlehandedly destroy that party, destroy it again, bury it, spit on its grave, dig it up, then maybe destroy it a few more times and a few more times again until no word in the English language can quite possibly describe how destroyed the Republican party is. Ron Paul — because of his various racisms, batshit CRAZY policy stances and, ya know, retarded supporters — is this man for the Republican party. Go lose them an election, King Paultard, and go win us some pageviews! GO RON PAUL 2008!!