Beloved “Christian Clown” and minister arrested in Illinois “for allegedly taking naked photographs of young boys at a Philippines orphanage.” But don’t worry, the clown was only there on a “clowning trip.” (PS: There are at least two Klutzo the Clowns in Illinois, and this one isn’t the Accused Molester.) [Agitprop]

A couple of NASA guys were caught with a bunch of child porn on their NASA work computers. [DailyTech]

“An Alabama minister who died in June of ‘accidental mechanical asphyxia’ was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report.” He also had a dildo up his ass, but it was wearing a condom. [Smoking Gun/WSFA]

Great news, everybody: The long-lost Giant Earth Anus has been rediscovered! The Knights Templar had carefully guarded the butthole’s location in the Holy Land, but it was later located by either Indiana Jones or William S. Burroughs. And now the Israeli Army Men have found it again! Mystics and Nostradamus and Bob Novak have long predicted that the rediscovery of the Giant Anus would lead to a new era of rampant, constant ass-fucking from the House to the Senate to airport and train station men’s rooms all around the world.

Gazans dig for profit [IDF/Reuters]

Here’s a not-exactly-shocking revelation that’s still funny to hear, from Evil Bob Novak himself: The Senate GOP leadership has always known that Larry Craig’s a closet case. Specifically, they knew he wasn’t just a secret gay, but one of those bathroom creeps always chasing cock in public. And this raises an interesting question in this Year Of Our Endless Cummer: How many times has Larry Craig been nabbed by the cops before what made Minneapolis famous made a wreck out of him? How did he cover it up? Bribes? Threats? Murder?

Novak: Senate R’s Knew Craig “Had This Problem” [New West]

It’s October, so why is it still so goddamn hot? And why are politicians still getting busted for perversions and sexcapades? Is this Cummer truly Endless? Or is this merely — as one of you commenters probably coined back in some long-ago post (this one?) — an Indian Cummer?* After the jump, join us in taking a quick glance at Cocktober’s Long, Long Tail — starring that Louisiana Bathroom Goblin, Gay Escorts, and, uh, something called an “Oral Roberts.”

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Remember the assistant U.S. attorney from Florida caught trying to fuck a five-year-old girl? You know, the one who said he’d “done it plenty”? He just hanged himself in his jail cell. [Detroit Free Press]

Everybody loves recipes, especially when political leaders submit their “favorites” for charity or whatever. Here’s the most beloved recipe of Gay Larry Craig, the beloved “Super Tuber.” MORE »

Republican councilman and Louisiana state senate candidate Joey DiFatta has been arrested detained twice for cruising restrooms for gay sex. [NOLA]

* Larry Craig’s here, queer, and not going to take it anymore. [Election Central]
* Sleepwalkers generally return to whatever it was they were doing just before they fell asleep. [Think Progress]
* There are a minuscule number of Republicans who admit they’re gay, and for some reason that has something to do with log cabins. We don’t understand that, but anyway, they’ve got a beef with Mitt. [Wizbang]
* What kind of dirty disgusting fucking hippie doesn’t wear an American flag pin? [Michelle Malkin]
* Yes, the Republicans are clearly coming out ahead on this whole children’s health care issue. [Redstate]
* Yee-haw! [Capitol Hill Blue]

Larry Craig, no gays in Iran, Ahmanottagaydood … this New Yorker cover has everything! Everything except for a fat disheveled Florida Republican legislator peeking over the stall offering to pay twenty bucks to give a blowjob, a squealing pig furry reaching under the stall, a Louisiana senator getting his diaper changed, Condi Rice sharing the next stall with a woman, Tucker Carlson waiting outside (with his friends) to beat up all the gay Republicans, a murdered six-foot-six gay hustler who hosted Saudi sex parties in D.C., and a DoJ assistant U.S. attorney fucking a five-year-old, that is ….

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