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Posts Tagged ‘endangered species’

DESTROYER OF WORLDS

Obama Won’t Save Polar Bears From Bush’s Death Sentence

Friday, May 8th, 2009

'I'll take a question from the polar bears.'
Boo hoo, Nobama’s so-called “empathy administration” sure doesn’t have much empathy for the nation’s Polar Bears. Mean old George W. Bush wouldn’t put the Snow Monsters on the Endangered Species list, and now Barack Obama’s Interior Department won’t do it, either. Why does this slick street hustler hate nature? MORE »


ALASKA

‘I’ll Take A Question From The Polar Bears’

Friday, May 16th, 2008

AP080511029524.jpgInterior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne announced on Wednesday that the Polar Bear would be put on the Threatened Species list, because all the ice has melted and that’s where the Polar Bear lives, on a piece of ice. Also, these comical Polar Bears actually attended Kempthorne’s press conference in Washington. See, they really have no place to go now! [AP Photo]


GEORGE W. BUSH

Bush Starts War He Can Maybe Win, Against Little Owls

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

GEORGE W. BUSH

Bush’s Bold Plans To Exterminate Bald Eagle

Tuesday, December 26th, 2006

Smoke gets in your eyes ... - WonketteBecause it’s important to destroy the symbols of liberty, too, the White House will formally remove America’s Magical Bird — the majestic fish-eating Bald Eagle — from the Endangered Species list next month. MORE »