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Posts Tagged ‘end times’

SENATE

John Sununu: Fire Alberto Gonzales

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

How's Gitmo this time of year, pretty good? - WonketteGOP Senator John Sununu (as in Son of Bush 41 chief of staff John Sununu) says Alberto’s gotta go, now, and Bush Jr. has to fire him. Sununu released this statement today: “The President should fire the Attorney General and replace him as soon as possible with someone who can provide strong, aggressive leadership prosecuting the war on terrorism, running the Department of Justice, and working with the President and Congress on important homeland security matters.” MORE »


IRAQ

J.R.R. Tolkien Now Writing Iraq War Script

Monday, January 29th, 2007

But the Gollum, the evil one, crept up and swept away with her-her, away with her-her - WonketteBecause the November midterms and the ‘08 White House race are supposed to be all about Iraq, it’s good to check the war news now and then. So we did, and the usual blood & despair has some exciting new elements that Lord of the Rings fans will love! MORE »