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washington's finest brothel

Welcome To Washington's Elite Mayflower Whoretel

There are two iconic Washington hotels, swank palaces so famous that their very names have come to define the two main activities of our political elite: corruption and whoring. The first, of course, is the Watergate. The second is the Mayflower, which was named for the famous pimpette Sydney Biddle Barrows, the "Mayflower Madam." It's a little pricey even by D.C. lodging standards, so if you're a regular there, you're probably a regular user of $4,300 hookers — according to the liberal New York Times. More »

2:41 PM on Thu Mar 20 2008
By Ken Layne
4,353 views, 24 comments

Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: inches from the goal one thing on his mind to get behind her desk and make some big decisions power can be such a tease you're always wantingmore it's good to know that just like sex it can be paid more »

LARRY KING IS STILL INSANE: The excitable senior covers Kristen-Ashley by jabbering, "How does the escort feel, Kathleen? And, apparently, it's going to get, if the term is right, more huge." [Extreme Mortman]

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attention whore

Kristen-Ashley, Tattooed N.J. Hip-Hop Hooker, Is Milking It For All She's Worth


As expected by everyone, Ashley Alexander Kristen Dupre has already done a mostly-naked photo shoot, for the NEW YORK POST, which seriously has like a dozen EXCLUSIVE pics of the superstar hooker. (UPDATE: No, the Post just bought one-day rights to some pictures she posed for last year.) And, well, we are sort of losing our sympathy for this not-so-delicate flower of the night. More »

1:35 PM on Fri Mar 14 2008
By Ken Layne
74,352 views, 151 comments

making money the old-fashioned way

Ashley Alexandra Dupre Suddenly Selling Music

There's a "happy ending" to this story after all! Ashley Alexandra Dupre has the No. 1 song on Amie Street, which is the digital-download thing where she posts her songs, for sale. And today, Ashley/Kristen has the No. 1 and No. 7 top songs on the weekly chart. Help Ashely/Kristen make more money than she could ever make with that creep Spitzer! The music is pretty horrific, but who knows, maybe it's the kind of thing you like, if you're 12. Plus, it's for kind of a good cause. And maybe it will teach the kids about politics! [Portfolio/Amie Street]

12:43 PM on Thu Mar 13 2008
By Ken Layne
19,952 views, 55 comments

Latest by CaptainSwing: At first, I was tempted to say that Ms Dupre should definitely stick to her er... night job. When you stop and think about it though, Britney Spears / Ashley Simpson / _________ (a spot for your most loathed talentless bimbo) more »