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Welcome To Washington's Elite Mayflower Whoretel

There are two iconic Washington hotels, swank palaces so famous that their very names have come to define the two main activities of our political elite: corruption and whoring. The first, of course, is the Watergate. The second is the Mayflower, which was named for the famous pimpette Sydney Biddle Barrows, the "Mayflower Madam." It's a little pricey even by D.C. lodging standards, so if you're a regular there, you're probably a regular user of $4,300 hookers — according to the liberal New York Times. More »

2:41 PM on Thu Mar 20 2008
By Ken Layne
4,353 views, 24 comments

Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: inches from the goal one thing on his mind to get behind her desk and make some big decisions power can be such a tease you're always wantingmore it's good to know that just like sex it can be paid more »

LARRY KING IS STILL INSANE: The excitable senior covers Kristen-Ashley by jabbering, "How does the escort feel, Kathleen? And, apparently, it's going to get, if the term is right, more huge." [Extreme Mortman]

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attention whore

Kristen-Ashley, Tattooed N.J. Hip-Hop Hooker, Is Milking It For All She's Worth


As expected by everyone, Ashley Alexander Kristen Dupre has already done a mostly-naked photo shoot, for the NEW YORK POST, which seriously has like a dozen EXCLUSIVE pics of the superstar hooker. (UPDATE: No, the Post just bought one-day rights to some pictures she posed for last year.) And, well, we are sort of losing our sympathy for this not-so-delicate flower of the night. More »

1:35 PM on Fri Mar 14 2008
By Ken Layne
74,351 views, 151 comments

blurry woman

Eliot Spitzer's Blurry-Faced $4,300 Prostitute


Is this ex-governor Eliot's very expensive lady friend? Maybe! The New York Post claims this is her old website page. We've already dug up a whole bunch of Emperor's VIP Sexy Club website stuff, but this is the first we've seen of the alleged Ms. Kristen, if that is her real name. She seems like a very pretty, classy sex-worker girl but it is a shame how she lost her nipples and any visible features of her face during a tragic gourmet-dining accident. [PAGE SIX]

1:01 PM on Wed Mar 12 2008
By Ken Layne
18,709 views, 99 comments

Latest by ohforheavenssake: NSFW. The picture. Uncensored. [www.powermodelsny.com] more »