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Mike Huckabee Spotted Returning from Secret Island Jaunt

How the hell is Mike Huckabee doing these days? Well, he’s thirsty, and he’s still running for President of Jesus, and to finance both of these things he delivered a paid speech in the Cayman Islands — where the Fat Cats hide their money — this weekend. Wonkette operative “Mikey G.” happened to spot Huckabee at Miami Airport on Sunday, presumably when our heroic candidate was returning from his Island holiday. Huckabee, of course, was very alone, and no one knew who he was. More »

Reader C.J. writes: “OMG its George Allen With his wife at Austin Grill in Old Town. Right now. Both of them are having beers which is actually kinda awesome. NO VISIBLE FOOTBALL. Man oh man….Mrs Allen is a total SWILF!!!! Damn.”