Tag Archives: Embarrassments

  an convenient truth

Al Gore: ‘Embarrassing’ ‘Shallow’ GOP Candidate Probably Rhymes With ‘Smick Smantorum’ (AUDIO!)

Aging dirty hippie Al Gore called into the new Bill Press show “Full Court Press” (get it?) on Current TV to point and laugh at all the stupid GOP candidates, and to say their debates are astonishingly shallow, and to aver that surely even the majority of Republicans are embarrassed by these Little Torquemadas who have managed to time travel from the 1800s before Nazis invented the PIll. (Pssst, Rick Santorum, we are pretty sure he is talking about you.) Why must Al Gore be such a pathological liar? Perhaps Rick Santorum would like to call bullshit on that! Read more on Al Gore: ‘Embarrassing’ ‘Shallow’ GOP Candidate Probably Rhymes With ‘Smick Smantorum’ (AUDIO!)…
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Georgia Gov. Candidate Produces ‘Citizen Kane’-esque Technical Breakthrough Of Our Time

A Republican candidate for Georgia governor in 2010, John Oxendine, e-mailed political reporters about some epic YouPorn thing he had just shot, one that would destroy the Democratic candidate, former governor Roy Barnes, politically: “A campaign spokesman said the ad ‘demonstrates John Oxendine’s commitment to using innovative, cutting-edge genre to communicate serious messages in creative mediums.” He would reveal this monumental achievement at an event later Thursday night, according to the press release, “at an undisclosed laser-tag facility … closed to the public. After viewing the commercial, the volunteers will enjoy pizza and laser-tag.” Oh, we’re so making you click the clicky for this one… Read more on Georgia Gov. Candidate Produces ‘Citizen Kane’-esque Technical Breakthrough Of Our Time…
  someone has to!

Some Republican Is Yelling About Larry The Cable Guy, In Congress

Whatever this is, it sure looks educational. Write your own context! Or just read what our Hill operative sent us, which still does not truly explain why this nut is ranting about AIG bonuses next to a picture that racist slob from teevee. Read more on Some Republican Is Yelling About Larry The Cable Guy, In Congress…
 

IMPOVERISHED ANN COULTER SHOPS AT PUBLIX WITH BAD CREDIT CARD: Skeletal hobo queen and occasional conservative commentator Ann Coulter embarrassed herself in a Palm Beach supermarket this weekend when her credit card was declined. An observer reported, “She just paid with cash and ran out of there. But at least she’s eating.” [Page Six] Read more on …
 

Lakota Will Be Way Way Better Than Dakota

Well, the Lakota Indians have fucking had it. The people that brought us such leaders as Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse announced today that they are withdrawing from their treaties with the US of A and are becoming an independent nation on account of all 33 of those treaties being totally ignored by the government they signed them with 150 years ago. Maybe it has something to do with the decades-worth of royalties on the oil extracted from their land the Dept. of the Interior refuses pay them. Just a wild guess. Read more on Lakota Will Be Way Way Better Than Dakota…