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SECRET TEXTS FROM HELL

Read All The Boring, Predictable Speeches, Right Now, If You Want

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Vermin.Do you love to know what the politicians will say about an hour before they say it? Then you’ll love reading tonight’s speeches by nasty sex ferret Rudy Giuliani, Mormon charmer Mitt Romney, and “You Might Be A Redneck” star Mike Huckabee. Go ahead, read them or whatever. MORE »