What makes a truly great Email of the Day? Well, it sure helps to make no direct reference to whatever the hell you're complaining about, and make sure to only use ALL CAPS, and say a bunch of crazy bullshit, and then finish up by calling everybody else demented. "Maria B." did all this and more ....
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From: Will Duke
Readers, what do you have against this exotic creature known as the "booble head"? Why do you take his and the Lord's name in vain? One concerned Wonkette visitor wants to know why you are such crazed haters that you would patronize a Web site that is basically Lucifer's inferno, only with swear words.
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Several concerned readers have written to Wonkette pointing out a few errors in our unbiased, information-filled reporting surrounding Debbie Stabenow's husband's tragic hooker bust. In bringing this very important information to you, we failed to adequately acquaint ourselves with greater Detroit Metropolitan area roadways, for one, and then there is the little issue of "speaking Mexican."
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What happens when your editors get so many Nutty McNutball emails in a single day? We are forced to launch Email of the Night, a tragic new feature that will put a much-needed spotlight on America's people who should go to bed and stop sending the hotmails. Now let's welcome our first guest on the Long Couch of Problems.
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Oh dear, it seems that our commenters' level of discourse has sunk to filthy, terrible new lows. Why all the gutter talk? Why the pathetic bids for attention? Did your mothers not breast feed you or something? One angry reader has about had it with you and your "freedom of speech."
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Do you hate the "sheeple" like we hate the sheeple? Then you'll love today's Email of the Day, in which "Jimmy Lightfoot" shares his views on race in America — you do know who the real racists are, right? — and this whole Barack Obama problem.
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Ruh roh, did someone say something bad about Hillary Clinton on this site? That's not what the Journalistic Reporters should be doing at all! We must have been in a grumpy mood, or something, and now an e-mailing monster is calling us out: "YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT HILLARY IS ALIVE AND WELL." What else can we bet our bottom dollar on, and does it require a sub-prime mortgage?
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Forget Nigeria! The new spammer-scammer hotspot is St. Barack Obama’s homeland of Kenya, where the e-mailers have figured out a foolproof way to get money out of gullible American political satirists. Prepare to be awed by fraud.
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It’s time for more fun emails from the Special People! And who do special people love? Ron Paul! And which “non-patriotic” Wonkette post are they even upset about, this time around? Nobody knows!
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There are nice emails, dumb emails, spam emails, helpful emails, and even more spam emails. But only a very small tiny little fraction of Wonkette’s bulging mailbag qualifies for our coveted “Email of the Day” prize. Today’s winner is “J L”, who sends the following concerned note regarding the apparent casual use of the name “Christ” on this very website! Prepare to be shocked.
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Dear Editor,
Nutters send us angry e-mails every day, all day long, so it takes something special to really get our attention — usually, untreated schizophrenia is a great way to “make it” on Wonkette. But today, we offer you a glimpse into a secret and very tiny world … a world in which people, without irony, quote David Patraeus in their email sigs:
From: Mike Hendrickson
To: tips@wonkette.com
9:00 am (3 hours ago)
Here’s a tip, shut the fuck up you witless git!
“Hard is not hopeless.” General David H. Petraeus, USA
Where’s he the general of, again? Oh right, USA USA USA.
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