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Oh, you people. We did a nice post about the Bilderberg Group having its big annual elitist meeting in the D.C. Metro Area, starting today, and what do we get for it? A lot of angry paultard-esque emails calling us dumb and elite and not elite and not intellectual and, probably, sheeple. Let’s review the evidence and enjoy the Email of the Day, after the jump. MORE »

Way back in the early 1990s, America learned the hard way that strange e-mails from people with AOL e-mail addresses like “krazi hott lucey” are not “hott” even if they are “krazi.” In other words, Hillary’s special group of educationally challenged “white women” are going to launch a War of Horror against this country, America, that will make Ron Paul’s Revolution look like LOVE spelled backwards. Read the curiously misspelled warning, after the jump.

From: Krazihottkelli@aolcom

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If hillary getz screwed over by obama,

white voterz and uz Florida voterz will

make sure we put MCCAINZ WAR MONGER AZZ IN

Charley Crist, My Florida govenor moved up

our primay so he could be john mccainz

vice prezident…my votez not going to

count..thiz iz my very first vote in my

WHOLE EFFEN LIFE ..AND ITZ FOR HILLARY

AND HE STOLE IT..AND I’M PIZZED…SO IF

HILLARY DOEZN’T GET IN…THERE ARE GOING

TO BE A BUNCH OF PIZZED OFF WHITE WOMAN

THAT WILL BE REALLY TO KILL OR FIGHT

SOMEONE..MAYBE EVEN A WHOLE EFFEN COUNTRY.

ZZZZ I WANT MY EFFEN VOTE/I WANT MY HILLARY…NOW..SHE HAZ THE MOZT
VOTEZ..AND

THE ”’BATTLEGROUND KEY STATES ”’ THAT

BEATZ MCCAINZ 666 YRZ. OF WAR..

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What makes a truly great Email of the Day? Well, it sure helps to make no direct reference to whatever the hell you’re complaining about, and make sure to only use ALL CAPS, and say a bunch of crazy bullshit, and then finish up by calling everybody else demented. “Maria B.” did all this and more …. MORE »

From: Will Duke
To: tips@wonkette.com
Date: Tue, Apr 29, 2008 at 10:13 AM