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Oh dear. Someone used a Gun Lover Worship Word wrong!
Susan Collins shoots down Zombie TrumpCare (again), Trumpkins have been using secret murder mail, and a were Ivanka and Don Jr. trying to steal Tiffany's inheritance? Well, it doesn't sound like NOT them! Your morning news brief!
You know who didn't invent email? This guy who keeps suing people who say he didn't invent email.
Trump makes a deal, Obamacare repeal crawls back from the grave, and Steve Bannon hates Jesus.
This scathing criticism from 2004 will surely put us in our place!
Someone is wrong on the internet, and it's the president's lawyer.
This story will bring you UNFETTERED JOY.
Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.
Deleted Comments: You Liberal Losers Are Just Jealous Of Ivanka Because You’re Losers. Also Sheeple.
Our Ivanka Trump post got a lot of attention. Some of it from serious doofuses.
Guess everyone in the Trump administration needs a refresher course on how the First Amendment works.
Every person Trump has ever met is swimming in golden doubloons stamped 'Russia.' Is that weird?
A veritable cornucopia of Derp
You wouldn't believe how easy eliminating voter fraud would be. All you need is to start with a police state...
Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!
Horrible old bigot faces the ultimate slap on the wrist.