Someone is wrong on the internet, and it's the president's lawyer.
This story will bring you UNFETTERED JOY.
Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.
Deleted Comments: You Liberal Losers Are Just Jealous Of Ivanka Because You’re Losers. Also Sheeple.
Our Ivanka Trump post got a lot of attention. Some of it from serious doofuses.
Guess everyone in the Trump administration needs a refresher course on how the First Amendment works.
Every person Trump has ever met is swimming in golden doubloons stamped 'Russia.' Is that weird?
A veritable cornucopia of Derp
You wouldn't believe how easy eliminating voter fraud would be. All you need is to start with a police state...
Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!
Horrible old bigot faces the ultimate slap on the wrist.
Maybe now Christie will take some responsibility and... hahaha, sorry, we couldn't keep a straight face.
Happy Halloween, Wonketariate! We've got some stuff to cover here, so let's get right down into some of the spooky stories 'Yr Wonkette may be talking about today! Last night the FBI obtained a warrant to search emails from...
Who'd have guessed rampant paranoia would result in false rumors of voting fraud?
The Trumps talk about 'boy stuff,' Obama has a job interview, and Tim Kaine gives an entire speech in Not American!
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