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Ellen DeGeneres is America's Sweetheart for a reason. She is also a lot of the reason the gay agenda has been crammed so tightly into...

The birds are chirping and the salmons are sexing (somewhere probably) and love is in the air! That's because Sunday is Valentine's Day, and...

Oh look, Bernie Sanders has a softer side! He's not all GRRRRR! free college and AAAAAARGH! murder Wall Street all the time. Sen. Sanders...

OK that headline may be overselling this a little bit. Hillary Clinton is 67, and she is a white grandma lady, so we can forgive her for...

Priorities! Carroll High School in Monroe, Louisiana, has them! Claudetteia Love is 17, she is a top honors student headed to college on a...

Barack "Barry Bamz Obummer the Kenyan" Obama went on the Jimmy Kimmel program to do that segment Jimmy sometimes does, where celebrities read all...

We've got a cornucopia of Happy links for you today. Mia Wasikowska is our new indie film darling, and she should be yours too! We imagined...

Was your high school principal always trying to be down with the kids, but then did something embarrassing like putting pix of Kid'n'Play on...

Last month, Honey Maid graham crackers, which you buy once per year for s'mores and then leave at the back of the cupboard until...

Your president of these here United States Barack Obama visited the Ellen show today via remote, which meant that his picture weirdly floated above...

We had a feeling that just one collection of Halloween idiocy would not be sufficient to hold all the Derp that the holiday generates,...

Newark Mayor Cory Booker, the caped-crusading, embattled-cat recovering, amateur fireman, Mr Plow come to life, twitter-master and media darling, won the Democratic primary for...

It has been a banner fucking year for the teh gheys. There was tons of election-winning, gay-marrying, company-wrecking, and general ruining of morals and...

Good day to you, FLOTUS fans! How have you been lately? Have you been obeying your morning arm-workout regimen or have you been binge...

If you're anything like us, and we know you are (yeah, we tried to make that sound better too, but there's no help for...

Everything was going great with the women and the men, who stopped fighting against women/each other this weekend just long enough to watch 'Shark...

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