There is an ENTIRE WORLD you are apparently missing if you don’t sit at home all day watching the daytime teevee programs. For Example: There is a show called Ellen which consists of political personalities such as Barack Obama and Chris Matthews doing a retarded dance. Then there are commercials, probably for weight-loss schemes or super-big toilets. [YouTube]

Here is Joe Biden, author of the Violence Against Ladies Act, trying to drown actress Julia Louis-Dreyfuss because, oh, he thinks it’s funny. He thinks it’s a real hoot. HE THINKS DROWNING HOLLYWOOD GALS, NICE HOLLYWOOD GALS, IS A ONE BIG FAT JOKE. It gets worse: apparently this televised attempted murder is for BREAST CANCER RESEARCH. Pervert. Like that even exists. This is just an insult to vaginas everywhere. [YouTube]