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‘Elle’ Warns Readers: Rudy Will Marry, Cheat On You or Someone You Know

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007

rudyelle.jpgElle, which is some sort of magazine for ladies and as such is usually full of, I don’t know, makeup and dresses and Ani DiFranco lyrics or something, this month features a sorta lengthy story on Mr. Rudy Giuliani, the Queen of 9/11. You see, one of the things about Rudy is that he has had something like 13 wives, and cheated on each one of them with her respective successor. That’s the important thing for ladies to know about him! MORE »