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Trump Will Make America Healthy Again! (LOL) Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 16, 2017

Trumpcare makes useless healthcare statement and scares all of Europe, and the Koch Brothers are Back! Your morning news brief!

Ben Carson Is Idiot All Over His Own Confirmation Hearings

Nobody lives in public housing anymore -- it's too crowded.
Hope you've been making regular contributions to your health savings account...

Senate Dems Skip College Sportsball Game To Talk All Night About Obamacare. Is That Even Legal?

Senate Democrats held a talkathon to call attention to how Americans will be hurt if the ACA is repealed. Now get talking to your own senators and representatives.
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Wall Street Landlords Making Tenants Yearn For Creepy, Negligent Archetypes of Yore

The rent? It's JUST RIGHT! LOLOLOL just kidding it is too damn high.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Crying With Michelle Obama, But In A Good Way (We Guess)

YOU COME WATCH THIS MICHELLE OBAMA VIDEO RIGHT NOW. AND READ YOUR TOP STORIES TOO.

Elizabeth Warren And Pals Introduce Bill To F*ck Trump’s Rich Cabinet Right In The Ear

A clear message that Elizabeth Warren 'n' friends will be a HUGE pain in the ass for the Trump administration.

House Republicans Murder Congressional Ethics Office, Because They’re Already So Ethical

What, you don't trust Republicans to police themselves? PFFFFFFFT.

Welcome Back To The Legislative Badass Of The Year Podium, Elijah Cummings!

Here's a man who knows good Oversight is no oversight.

Congratulations, Mitch McConnell, You’re Wonkette’s Legislative Sh*tmuffin For 2016!

The award nobody wants goes to a man nobody likes.

Donald Trump’s Idiot Pal Newt Gingrich Really Needs To STFU

Newt Gingrich says if Donald Trump breaks all the rules, we should just change the rules so he's not breaking them anymore.
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Joe Biden Says He’s Running In 2020, And LOL OK STOP TEASING!

It could happen! But let's also start talking about the new generation of badass Democrat leaders, too.

New York Would Like Some Money For Donald Trump’s Security, Please. First Bill: $35 Million, Cheap!

You'd almost get the impression a highrise office/residential tower in the middle of Manhattan is a lousy place for an alternative White House.

Elizabeth Warren Still Fully Prepared To Kick Donald Trump’s Ass

Sen. Warren's eyes are wide open. ARE YOURS?

Nancy Pelosi Will Lead House Democrats Through Valley Of Shadow Of Death

Pelosi says she's got enough support to be queen of the House Democrats forever and ever!
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Harry Reid, Democrats Ask Donald Trump To Deport Steve Bannon Back To 1938

People seem not to like this Steve Bannon. Maybe it's the haircut. Or the fascism.