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Tag: elizabeth warren

Trump’s D.C. Dilemmas: Your Wonkagenda: Friday, November 11, 2016

Trumpkins suddenly want DC jobs, Megyn Kelly has a secret, Elizabeth Warren's words of wisdom. Your daily news brief.
don't you dare make me come down there

Nasty Woman Elizabeth Warren Officially Done With Donald Trump’s Sh*t

Warren says nasty women gots nasty feet and they're gonna cast nasty votes for Hillary on November 8!

Donald Trump, Flaccid Man Of Chinese Steel: Yr Corporate Roundup

All your Corporate Malfeasance in one easy bite!
don't you dare make me come down there

Elizabeth Warren Will Rip Off SEC Chair’s Head, Sh*t Down Her Neck

Elizabeth Warren has had it with government agencies cozying up to the corporations they're support to regulate.
please raise your wronged hand

Everybody So Mean To Poor, Criminal Wells Fargo. Thank God Mitch McConnell Is Making It Right!

It wasn't long ago when Wells Fargo purged its payrolls of industrious retail bankers who opened up unauthorized accounts for their customers. Following government investigations, Wells Fargo, which totally didn't know about any of this, they swear, fired thousands...

Here’s Elizabeth Warren Yelling At A Wall Street Bankster, Because You Love That Crap

She's doing what she does best, and OH, it is some quality viewing!

Walmart And Coca Cola Team Up For 2016’s Best 9/11 Tribute!

9/11 turns fifteen this weekend. In honor of this occasion, a Florida Walmart wants you to celebrate the tragedy's Quinceanera with cases of Coca-Cola sugar water. Here's our "synergy" of the week: In an attempt to honor a local firefighters'...
weird things in this scene: 1. Applejack with out her hat 2. Applejack reading 3. Applejack at a spa 4. Doktor Zoom using an applejack pic in the first place

Wonkagenda: Thursday, September 8, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

America Finally Gets Chance To See Donald Trump’s Penis, Immediately Vomits To Death

Mean New York City took the statue away, but you can still enjoy Trump's tiny penis in other places.
This election is going better than 2008, we think.

Hillary Clinton Just Screwing Around In Red States Now, For LOLs

Hillary is trolling and baiting the Trump campaign QUITE beautifully right now.
Little-known fact: Butthurt is also covered by Obamacare

Did Aetna Quit Obamacare When It Didn’t Get Big Fat Merger? Elizabeth Warren Says Ayup!

Aetna dropped out of Obamacare exchanges in 11 states this week, proving either that Obamacare is unsustainable, or that big corporations can act like big babies when they don't get what they want.

Fox News So Mad At Obama And Hillary For Constantly Forcing Donald Trump To Be Dumbass

Where does Hillary get off running for president, and where the hell does Obama get off supporting her? UNFAIR!
Richard Blumenthal shows you his Pokemans, Brian Schatz hangs loose

Your Senate Sunday: Connecticut And Hawaii Just Blued Themselves!

Let's take a look at a couple of safe Democratic Senate seats for a change. Also, an incumbent who was once falsely accused of sheep diddling.
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Crybaby Donald Trump Is So Effin’ Scared To Debate Hillary Clinton, You Guys

Now he says OK fine, he will debate, but only if he gets to make all the rules and pick the moderators and get his butt licked, etc.
Or a reptilian shape shifter. Not mutually exclusive.

Sad! Donald Trump’s Live-Tweets Of DNC Very Low-Energy. Pathetic!

Like other great media analysts, Donald J. Trump had thoughts on the first night of the Democratic Convention. They were silly thoughts.