Tag: elizabeth warren

Deleted Comments: Demons Are Real. Elizabeth Warren Is Fake.

Demons are real, Elizabeth Warren is fake, and selfishness is empathy. Quite a load this week.
Cease thy prating, o termagant woman!

Elders Huckabee And Graham Look With Pleasure Upon The Silencing Of Goody Warren

Yeah, we know the style's inconsistent. Prithee, take thy kine elsewhere, man.

‘She Was Warned.’ Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 8, 2017

Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!

Democrats Throw Pajama Party To Bitch About How Much They Hate This Chick ‘Betsy DeVos’

How much does Betsy DeVos suck? The Democrats decided to spend 24 hours reminding everybody how much.

Everybody Hates Trump! Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 27, 2017

Mexico's president stays home, Republicans struggle to scheme, and Trump is going all Benghazi on HIS private emails. Your morning news brief!

Mitch McConnell Is Ready For ‘Us’ To Get Along And Stop Acting Like A Bunch Of Mitch McConnells

Over the last eight years, our country has experienced a legislative hissy-fit like no other. Government shutdowns, solemn vows to make sure President Obama can't get anything done, no matter what it is, refusals to give hearings to Supreme...
OMG the socialists are coming! Need Moar GOLD!

Let’s Watch Steve Mnuchin Evict Somebody Live At His Senate Confirmation Hearing!

Park your butt down, we got us a livestream!

HHS Nominee Tom Price Will Fit Great In Trump Cabinet, Because Of How He Is Grafty

Well sure he's getting rich from being in office. Why else would anyone take such a crappy job?

Betsy DeVos’s Confirmation Hearing Was TOTAL SH*T SHOW, Let’s Laugh At It!

The Democrats were SO MEAN, and it was awesome.

Trump Will Make America Healthy Again! (LOL) Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 16, 2017

Trumpcare makes useless healthcare statement and scares all of Europe, and the Koch Brothers are Back! Your morning news brief!

Ben Carson Is Idiot All Over His Own Confirmation Hearings

Nobody lives in public housing anymore -- it's too crowded.
Hope you've been making regular contributions to your health savings account...

Senate Dems Skip College Sportsball Game To Talk All Night About Obamacare. Is That Even Legal?

Senate Democrats held a talkathon to call attention to how Americans will be hurt if the ACA is repealed. Now get talking to your own senators and representatives.
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Wall Street Landlords Making Tenants Yearn For Creepy, Negligent Archetypes of Yore

The rent? It's JUST RIGHT! LOLOLOL just kidding it is too damn high.