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So What Are The Differences Between Spitzer’s $4,300 Hooker And Common Street Whores?

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

She's putting a gerbil up his ass.Confused by Eliot Spitzer’s need for a super-premium $4,300 hooker? The Washington Post assigned two (2) staff writers to investigate the differences a wealthy man such as the whore addict Eliot Spitzer might notice between, say, a $4,300 fancy New York courtesan and a $30 crack whore in D.C. The differences may surprise you! MORE »