One Of Eliot Spitzer’s Whores-By-Proxy, The Kristin One, Would Like To Be Governor Of New York Now Please
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010
Oh lookee here: Eliot Spitzer’s whore thing Kristin Davis, his “Manhattan Madam,” has announced at some Libertarian convention (?) that she will be running for governor of New York. But woah, Albany insider gossip: this was Spitzer’s exact job in politics, running New York! It is nothing more than a classic tale of “switchsies”: the governor prefers spending his time whoring, and she who whores, wishes she could govern. MORE »











Everybody thought Eliot Spitzer triumphed over Scandal when he quit the New York governorship to write an occasional column for Slate, but his victory was nothing compared to that of his onetime paramour, “Kristen” Ashley Dupre. The former New Jersey hooker and MySpace songstress now
Oh ho ho,
Heavens! The DEBT COLLECTORS
There are important rumors afoot that prosaic Slate columnist Eliot Spitzer will maybe try to hold an elected position again sometime soon. But which one? Any of them, really! State comptroller, let’s say. That’s a thing. Or maybe Kirsten Gillibrand’s Senate seat, because who even is she?
Watch out America, because Eliot Spitzer is
Filthy cock jackal Eliot Spitzer has written 