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she's still alive?

Sly Ashley Alexandra Dupre Sues 'Girls Gone Wild' For $10 Million

Former hooker to Eliot Spitzer and "The Girl That Defined Four Or Five Days In March," Ashley Alexandra Dupre, is finally going for the big catch. A million-dollar Hustler shoot? P'shaw, a pauper's fee! No, Dupre is suing Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis for $10 million, "claiming she never gave... permission to use her name and likeness to advertise the videos." Because she was only 17 at the time, and, y'know, could barely make her mark on the contract! So that's what young "Kristen" is up to these days: showing America that tort reform is necessary. [AP/Newsday]

7:26 PM on Mon Apr 28 2008
By Newell
1,806 views, 32 comments

Latest by UnifiedStringCheeseTheory: Tart reform? No way! I'm perfectly happy with the current state of the tart industry. Unless we plan to import more tarts. I'm all for improving our tart trade balance. @Revmachine21: I'll take sloppy 7ths. I'm not proud. more »

surprise surprise

D.C. Gal Who Had Sex For Money Five Years Ago Now Maybe A Hooker At Eliot Spitzer's Latest Brothel?

Hey everybody, remember Jessica Cutler? No? Well, a long time ago there was this Senate staffer aide and she had sex — including sex in the butt! — with men who gave her money or other valuables in exchange for the sex. This was different from all other human relationships because she, Jessica Cutler, made a blog about this, five years ago, when blogs were kind of a new thing. So how is she obviously involved with the Eliot Spitzer hooker scandal? More »

2:15 PM on Fri Mar 28 2008
By Ken Layne
16,973 views, 59 comments

Latest by Poindextrous: The book sucks. Well, I'll clarify and say the writing doesn't suck as much as the person writing it. Lots of whining about how women in DC are so shameful for not being ultra-thin and fashionable, then lots of graphic more »

SPITZER PATRONIZED BLONDE HOMETOWN HOOKER: Sources say former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer was a client of Wicked Models, whose yellow-haired founder, Kristin Davis, was just arrested. Like the other Kristen, this gal is also covered in tattoos, but she seems to have a better head for business. Prosecutors said she made $2 million last year. [NYP]

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math and numbers

How Sex Scandals Ruin Our Democracy

Besides the wives and children, who are the true victims of high-placed leaders' tawdry sex affairs? Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, of course! Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer and indicted Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick are (or were) both Democratic superdelegates. Spitzer was in the tank for Clinton, while Kilpatrick reportedly favors Obama, even though the Obama campaign halfheartedly denies it. So what happens when reckless oversexed Democrats let their personal addictions interfere with their public lives? They make the increasingly weird superdelegate count even less predictable. Of course, none of this matters if Clinton and Obama superdelegates keep cancelling each other out by getting caught in embarrassing situations in equal numbers. [Political Punch, NPR]

10:01 AM on Wed Mar 26 2008
By saraksmith
617 views, 13 comments

Latest by Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.: @optimistic_notreally: Ever since the days of the king's four hundred lesbian wives. more »

hoppy easter!

This Probably Isn't The Eliot Spitzer/Ashley-Kristen Sex Tape


Or is it? NOTICE: You must watch to the very end. The very end. And this is all you get because Ashley's Girls Gone Wild embarrassment will be forever sealed (until it's leaked on the Internet this weekend) because it turns out she was only 17, the end. [Thanks Pareene!]

6:37 PM on Fri Mar 21 2008
By Ken Layne
3,823 views, 50 comments

nation of addicts

Eliot Spitzer To Suffer Harrowing Withdrawal From Sex Addiction

Everyone knows that fun things are bad for you, and if you do enough fun things repeatedly then you are an "addict." A man who has fun sex with hookers, for example, is a shamefully diseased sex addict on the verge of sexing himself to death. But generous Fate intervened on behalf of addict Eliot Spitzer, who has reportedly entered therapy to cure himself of this strange compulsion to have enjoyable no-strings-attached sex with young women. How long before the cure "takes"? More »

11:46 AM on Fri Mar 21 2008
By saraksmith
2,669 views, 23 comments

Latest by Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.: @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Damn, beat me to it. more »

washington's finest brothel

Welcome To Washington's Elite Mayflower Whoretel

There are two iconic Washington hotels, swank palaces so famous that their very names have come to define the two main activities of our political elite: corruption and whoring. The first, of course, is the Watergate. The second is the Mayflower, which was named for the famous pimpette Sydney Biddle Barrows, the "Mayflower Madam." It's a little pricey even by D.C. lodging standards, so if you're a regular there, you're probably a regular user of $4,300 hookers — according to the liberal New York Times. More »

2:41 PM on Thu Mar 20 2008
By Ken Layne
4,353 views, 24 comments

Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: inches from the goal one thing on his mind to get behind her desk and make some big decisions power can be such a tease you're always wantingmore it's good to know that just like sex it can be paid more »

goodbye, kristen

So Many Pictures Of Kristen/Ashley, Now That We Don't Want To See Them

Tired of Ashley Kristen Alexandra Dupre yet? Us too! But not US Magazine! The celebrity weekly has about a thousand pictures of Eliot Spitzer's allegedly high-class hooker, and they're all about as bad as this one, and we think the official title of this set is "The Official Seal of the Great State of New Jersey." Remember that picture of a pretty young Ashley/Kristen in a bikini on a yacht? That was apparently taken in 1978. [US Magazine]

4:30 PM on Wed Mar 19 2008
By Ken Layne
11,104 views, 79 comments

Latest by ashleys-number-one: I must admit she looked sweet and classy on the boat but lets not diss this girl just for gaining a few pounds. Lets be real, sweet classy girls probably dont end up being hookers (high class or otherwise) more »

kristen

Ashley Alexandra Dupre In 'Girls Gone Wild'?

Some "secret footage" of pop music star and model Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the former prostitute who brought down ex-New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer 20-odd years ago, has been discovered by the cultural terrorists who produce the boob-flashing Girls Gone Wild series. According to TMZ, which has taken over the New York Times as the news source of record on Dupre, "'GGW' has 'a week's worth' of video of Ashley celebrating her 18th birthday, which she did on the big bus. We're told that 'GGW' plans on releasing an Ashley Dupre-specific video 'shortly.'" Be sure to check out the late-night GGW promos on Comedy Central for an official release date. She. Never. Goes. Away. [TMZ]

6:40 PM on Tue Mar 18 2008
By Newell
14,864 views, 29 comments

Latest by Obersenf: @Mr.Fox: I believe it will be available on aimestreet.com for $0.98. more »

losers

Massachusetts House Speaker Insults Aide With Spitzer Joke


Here is a clip of the Massachusetts Speaker of the House joking at a St. Patrick's Day breakfast about how his very young, idealistic, underpaid female employee is a prostitute. We have a name for folks like Sal DiMasi: they are called "fat assholes." [WBZ]

9:13 AM on Tue Mar 18 2008
By saraksmith
1,571 views, 40 comments

david paterson's horrible affair

The Horrible Tale of David Paterson's Sex Affair

David Paterson got off to a hot start to his hours-long New York governorship tonight by telling the New York Daily News that he had an affair with a lady for years. But how could he even know what he was doing — maybe he thought he was meeting Eliot Spitzer at a T.G.I. Friday's, and couldn't tell the difference? Well, he confessed, so we'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he is not making up this affair. What points will you need for cocktail hour this morning at your job? More »

11:42 PM on Mon Mar 17 2008
By Newell
4,784 views, 46 comments

Latest by creditking: Can we be sure no diapers were delivered to the hotel? more »

adulterers all around

Latest New York Governor Has Affairs, Too!

The new guy, the blind New York governor who isn't even the nation's first blind governor, he has also had sex affairs with ladies who were not his wife — or at least he thinks he had such affairs. Maybe it was just his wife after all. He's blind, remember? Moments after being sworn in after the other adulterer had to quit, latest-Governor David Paterson told the NY Daily News that he likes sleeping around, too! Oh, and it gets better, because his wife also has affairs. Shocking additional revelations will be posted in just a few minutes. [NY Daily News]

11:19 PM on Mon Mar 17 2008
By Ken Layne
1,272 views, 18 comments

Latest by kindofabigdeal: A case of mistaken identity? I can just picture Diamond Dave doing the Jamie Lee Curtis dance for Michelle's Schwartzenegger a la True Lies. Excuse me while I go wash my eyes out with something caustic. more »

david vitter

David Vitter Not At All Like Eliot Spitzer, Says Vitter

Forget Silda Wall Spitzer — the biggest victim in the whole Eliot Spitzer Prostitute Sex Scandal 2k8 is Louisiana Sen. David Vitter, who has become the target of a heinous elitist liberal smear campaign. While Vitter had sex with a high-priced call girl, like Eliot Spitzer, he lashed out at reporters yesterday who suggested the incidents might be, say, similar? Vitter reminds us that they are not at all similar, because of his stance on The Illegals, and other such things. More »

3:16 PM on Mon Mar 17 2008
By Newell
5,266 views, 29 comments

Latest by moondancer: I expect a white paper on the HUGE difference between the common DC whore, the Looziana hookah, and private club girl of the Nu Yawkah from Vitters office any day more »

LARRY KING IS STILL INSANE: The excitable senior covers Kristen-Ashley by jabbering, "How does the escort feel, Kathleen? And, apparently, it's going to get, if the term is right, more huge." [Extreme Mortman]

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kristen

Larry Flynt Offers Ashley Alexandra Dupre $1 Million For Nude Shoot

According to a press release, Hustler publisher Larry Flynt has made the first big move in the Penthouse-Hustler bidding war for Ashley Alexandra Dupre's nudie shots — $1 million dollars. "We think this is an item that is going to stay in the news for some time," Flynt said. "We think it's not bad for a 22-year-old to make $1 million for a few hours work. It beats what she was making at the escort service." Ashley should take this. Take it! Takey takey takey take! Think of all the rent checks this could pay! But remember to save some for taxes, because you will have to pay those now.

4:51 PM on Fri Mar 14 2008
By Newell
19,378 views, 128 comments

Latest by BonMot: that chick is doing the tuck and disguise ! more »

the dream is over

Nation Mourns: David Paterson Isn't First Blind Governor After All

What Canadians call "L'affaire Spitzer" had one very happy patriotic outcome, in that America finally put its racism and misogyny behind it just long enough to say, "Yes We Can have a blind governor, in New York, as long as he isn't democratically elected or anything." And just like that, we had a blind governor, David Paterson. But what if the whole thing was a terrible fraud? More »

2:41 PM on Fri Mar 14 2008
By Ken Layne
6,638 views, 44 comments

attention whore

Kristen-Ashley, Tattooed N.J. Hip-Hop Hooker, Is Milking It For All She's Worth


As expected by everyone, Ashley Alexander Kristen Dupre has already done a mostly-naked photo shoot, for the NEW YORK POST, which seriously has like a dozen EXCLUSIVE pics of the superstar hooker. (UPDATE: No, the Post just bought one-day rights to some pictures she posed for last year.) And, well, we are sort of losing our sympathy for this not-so-delicate flower of the night. More »

1:35 PM on Fri Mar 14 2008
By Ken Layne
74,352 views, 151 comments

scene of the crime

Mayflower Hotel's Room 871 Magically Disappears!

The infamous Room 871 in D.C.'s fancy Mayflower Hotel has been expunged from the nation's memory. Where once we might have witnessed the tender love shenanigans of sweet Jersey girl and a space muppet by the name of Eliot Spitzer, we now find just a door without a room number. Who is responsible for this outrage? More »

9:25 AM on Fri Mar 14 2008
By saraksmith
4,069 views, 31 comments