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Wonkette Muppet operative “Scott” writes: “Doesn’t Gov. Spitzer resemble the “Ohhhhhh! Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrring! YipYipYipYipYipYipYip” alien from Sesame Street?” Scott is 100% true, or at the very least, he is stoned. Spitzer is this stupid Phone Muppet, and you must play this mp3 with it. Only then will you understand why Hillary Clinton is so terrible.

Hey now, who’s that in the picture? That’s Governor of Prostitutes Eliot Spitzer with his wife, Silda Wall, on the cover of 02138, “the lifestyle magazine for Harvard influentials.” They graced the “Power Couples” cover once in the past, in the dreaded Winter 2007 issue. They both graduated from Harvard, you see, making them “Harvard influentials,” like Wonkette associate editor Sara K. Smith. But Sara K. Smith does not have sex with prostitutes. [02138; photo by Jake Chessum, Capsule Studio, New York]

The Yeas & Nays boys at Examiner went over to the Mayflower hotel in DC and checked out the very room where Eliot Spitzer *allegedly* had sex with an employee of the Emperor’s Club VIP. We give this room five Whore Diamonds — too trashy for that pretentious “Maya,” but good for most hookers. Check out more pics of where Eliot’s ladyfriend Spitz, over at Y&N’s site! [Yeas & Nays]

Our secret Internet operative “Jake” has sent us screen shots from the Emperor’s Club VIP’s website. The Emperor’s Club, of course, is the “prostitution ring” that New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer allegedly penetrated with his sex bits. Let’s see if it was worth $5,500 dollars an hour (and his governorship/career/family etc etc). MORE »