Tag: electoral college

Obama’s Gentle Parting Words To Trump: Don’t Fuck It Up Too Bad, DUMBASS.

Barack Obama was much classier to Donald Trump than we would have been.

Hillary Clinton BOTHERING US AGAIN With LADY BOOK About How She’s A BIG LOSER

Hooray, we have excerpts from Hillary's new book!

Trump Unzips Pants, Shows Everybody His Little Bitty Approval Rating

No, Donald Trump, it does NOT happen to all presidents.

HELP! Ivanka Trump Is Being OPPRESSED!

Ivanka shared her sadness with 'Fox & Friends,' but she also shared her hope.

Donald Trump Awfully Pissy About Those Tax Day Protests. GOOD JOB TAX DAY PROTESTERS!

As they said in Plan Nine From Outer Space: There's been a protest. And SOMEBODY'S responsible!

President Hillary Clinton Releases Marvelous Plan To Improve Obamacare, Aren’t You Glad She Won?

Let's go to imagination land, where the person who got the most votes is actually the president RIGHT NOW!

Ellen DeGeneres Sticks ‘Finding Dory’ Up Trump’s Immigrant-Hating Ass

Hey Trump, did you watch the movie? DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM IT?

Donald Trump Practicing Self-Care In Face Of Mean Barack Obama Triggering Him

Somebody needs to go to his safe space.

Obama Says He Would Have Won 2016 Election, And Donald Trump Is DYING OMG LOL

Pathetic gristle-headed crapweasel say what?
You see, when I was undercover in the Falklands...

Bill O’Reilly Knows Why We Have An Electoral College: To Keep Whites In Power, Ta-Da!

Bill O'Reilly says there's no such thing as white privilege, and he'll fight to the death to defend it.

Democracy Is Coming To The U.S.A. (Your Tuesday Night OPEN THREAD!)

BRING US YOUR PROTEST SONGS!

Who Sucks Harder, Kellyanne Conway Or Ted Cruz? HAHA TRICK QUESTION, YOU LOSE!

In a competition over who can be the most hypocritical dick, Conway and Cruz WIN TOGETHER.

Electoral College Officially As Dumb As Typical Trump Supporter

Late Monday afternoon, Texas electors pushed Trump over 270 votes, because of course it was Texas.

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Terror! Wonkagenda For December 20, 2016

Trump's electoral college victory might now be what it seems, Newt Gingrich declares war, and Obama Red Phones Valdimir Putin. Your Daily News Brief!

Maine Elector Ready To Throw Electoral College To Bernie Sanders, Hooray!

Not quite the rogue electoral college move we were expecting.