Tag: electoral college

Ellen DeGeneres Sticks ‘Finding Dory’ Up Trump’s Immigrant-Hating Ass

Hey Trump, did you watch the movie? DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM IT?

Donald Trump Practicing Self-Care In Face Of Mean Barack Obama Triggering Him

Somebody needs to go to his safe space.

Obama Says He Would Have Won 2016 Election, And Donald Trump Is DYING OMG LOL

Pathetic gristle-headed crapweasel say what?
You see, when I was undercover in the Falklands...

Bill O’Reilly Knows Why We Have An Electoral College: To Keep Whites In Power, Ta-Da!

Bill O'Reilly says there's no such thing as white privilege, and he'll fight to the death to defend it.

Democracy Is Coming To The U.S.A. (Your Tuesday Night OPEN THREAD!)

BRING US YOUR PROTEST SONGS!

Who Sucks Harder, Kellyanne Conway Or Ted Cruz? HAHA TRICK QUESTION, YOU LOSE!

In a competition over who can be the most hypocritical dick, Conway and Cruz WIN TOGETHER.

Electoral College Officially As Dumb As Typical Trump Supporter

Late Monday afternoon, Texas electors pushed Trump over 270 votes, because of course it was Texas.

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Terror! Wonkagenda For December 20, 2016

Trump's electoral college victory might now be what it seems, Newt Gingrich declares war, and Obama Red Phones Valdimir Putin. Your Daily News Brief!

Maine Elector Ready To Throw Electoral College To Bernie Sanders, Hooray!

Not quite the rogue electoral college move we were expecting.

Trump’s Very Own Stasi! Wonkagenda For Monday, December 19, 2016

The Electoral College grades Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway is high, and Donald Trump has his own secret police! Your daily news brief!

Your Weekly Top Ten Can’t Believe How Much Cindy Brady Sucks These Days

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Obama Refuses To Publicly Kick Russian And FBI Ass In End-Of-Year Press Conference

He's so classy all the time, WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO CLASSY ALL THE TIME?

Donald Trump Intimidating Electoral College, OMG WE ARE FOR SHOCKED!

Would you expect any less from Thin-Skinned Hitler?

Donald Trump Very Busy Man, Does Not Have Time For Silly Press Conferences!

If you had a schedule this busy, you would cancel press conferences about your conflicts of interest too!

Electoral College Members Just Curious How Far Up Trump’s Ass Russia Really Is

Ooh, things are getting interesting!
Couldn't handle any more intelligence than he has now

Donald Trump’s Gigantic Brain Doesn’t Need Intelligence

Donald Trump doesn't need intelligence briefings, since it's all just the same blah blah blah all the time, and he has rallies to hold.