electoral college
BREAKING: Florida Republicans Don’t Want To Steal The White House
In a major victory for democracy, Republican leaders in Florida have declared that they are against stealing a presidential election. Yes. Really. In the wake of a new legislative push by some Republicans in Virginia — who want to make it so Democrats can only get 4 of the state’s 11 Electoral Votes, after Barack [...]
WND Had A Most Cunning Plan To Stop Obama With Constitution, Except For One Tiny Detail: The Constitution
Judson Phillips, founder of Tea Party Nation and a guy who just loves the Constitution of the United States so much that he wakes up every morning with patriojizz all over his 2nd-amendment footie pajamas, published a brilliant plan the other day that had the potential to actually save America from the tragedy of national [...]
GOP Superhero Donald Trump Calls For Revolution, Changes Mind
You saw it happen, folks. You sat on your big butt and you watched Barack Obama, who was not born in America, steal the election — again — so that he can ruin the country and impose sharia law. He had four years to impose his evil Muslim ways, and he didn’t, but that’s not [...]
Barack Obama Is The President Of Anachronisms
John McCain will not support Palin for President in 2012, and not just because he will be dead or running himself — though, maybe! [CNN Political Ticker] Today the nation’s most famous safety school, the Electoral College, will formally elect Barry, your President-Elect. [The Caucus] Conspiracy theories about L’Affaire Loafer are abounds! It must have [...]
Rove’s Electoral Projections Were Realistic-ish!
Nobody quite knew what to make of Karl Rove’s very aggressive election night projections, but it seemed safe to conclude that he was trying to mess with Barack Obama in a very sinister and subtle way. People feared that Rove’s projection of 338 electoral votes set the bar too high, so that if Obama won [...]
That FiveThirtyEight Guy On ‘The Colbert Report’
Hey look who was on The Colbert Report last night — everybody’s new secret boyfriend, the esteemed baseball stats dork Nate Silver! He calls John McCain the Seattle Pilots, which is apparently funny? The point is, if this guy does not have a book deal and a standing job offer from Barack Obama by November [...]
Which State Will Host This Election’s Worst Voting Debacle?
Every four years, a mysterious combination of negligence, incompetence, fraud, and criminality conspire to make a single state responsible for getting some doofus into the White House. In 2000, Florida took the honor; in 2004, it was Ohio. And every four years, Hendrik Hertzberg writes angry editorials about how the whole electoral college should be [...]
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