Tag: election night

Good god, that is a gloomy scene at the McCain party in Phoenix. Two McCain top people have told CNN they see "no path...

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ONLINE GAMBLING ADDICTS PICK OBAMA: InTrade is the offshore gambling website favored by hard-core gamblers/stock traders, and here is the bulletin we just got...

Your Barack Obama is leading by either 103 or 174 electoral votes, depending on whether you're looking at our AP map or the CNN....

PENNSYLVANIA CALLED FOR OBAMA: So sayeth MSNBC, and this means ....

If you were watching CNN around 7:15 ET then you saw this frightening hologram beast named "Jessica Yellin" appear from the planet Saturn to...

Polls have closed, in some states! Your Wonkette Team, the best team of Wonkette editors on TeeVee, is here, along with serious supplies of...

Hello friends! Your editors need to go gather supplies (guns, liquor) and walk our various beasts in the fields, and otherwise prepare for what...

If you've got a spare ticket to Obama's Election Night Party in Chicago, you are going to get more ass than a toilet seat....

Here is a very special TO-DO with all the bars in DC and New York (and Arizona and Bangkok) that will be hosting Big...

Good lord, Wonkette should just preemptively schedule a "recovery day" for Nov. 5, as none of you people will be in any shape to...

SEXY PARTIES: Is your bar or club or bathhouse or even your actual house-house hosting an Election Night party open to the public, or...

John McCain won't speak at his "Victory Party" on Election Night, the AP just reported. Instead, he'll "deliver postelection remarks to a small group...

We commend the Secret Service agents assigned to Barack Obama, who have to put up with all of this INSANE crap he always announces...

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