Tag: election night

Kentucky's a hell of a drug. Extra-crispy wingnut Matt Bevin was too crazy even for Republican primary voters to send him to the Senate...

Why does that dastardly Nobumer keep refusing to work with Republicans, except for all those times he tried to pass Cap & Trade (a...

Say, did we mention that we really, REALLY like saying "Senator-Elect Elizabeth Warren"? It's an awfully good phrase, don't you think? Here we are...

After at least seven voter "outreaches" apiece from all 37 FEC-registered presidential campaigns, your humble Wonkette team is ready to keep spreading the Good...

Greetings, Wonkers! Welcome to your exciting Election Night Liveblog for Celebration and / or Weeping! We hope you have laid in a supply...

INTRO: THE WHO, "WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN" CHYRON: GOP ELECTION OFFICIALS BLOCKED FROM ENTERING POLLING SITES IN PA, JUDGE REINSTATES THEM MURAL OF PRES...

Since we will have a chat cave full of courrespondentes live-blooging tonight's MADNESS for you, the feverishly page-refreshing Wonkadero, your Editrix has decided to...

Did you hear that there's a political primary in Illinois tonight, even though Mitt Romney has pretty much mathematically locked up the nomination? This...

ABC News released an e-mail they sent to human poop-leech Andrew Breitbart this afternoon telling him he now cannot take part in their election...

From New Jersey to South Carolina, Maine to Arkansas, Northern California to Southern California, tonight will be the most explosive Primary Election of June...

RedState's Moe Lane, an apparent male (?!), recorded a very flattering and pithy video message for President Obama, who, you'll recall, famously lost New...

Friendly blogger Aaron Cohen sent us a nifty thing he made, on the Internet: "I recently set out to create an election reactions reference...

Michelle Obama is worse than Cindy McCain times Sarah Palin divided by Imelda Marcos times one million. Her election-night earrings cost a reported $11,000...

Indiana. With 99% of the precincts reporting, Indiana has gone blue/black or whatever new thing we will call states. Indiana. It is 2:09 a.m.,...

You did it, Liberals! Thanks to your help, your hard work, this country will officially be renamed "The American Caliphate" in January, 2009. Oy....

With the West Coast polls closed and Obama already holding 220, including Virginia ... well, you can count, even if you're very wasted right...

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