Tag: election law

Definitely not Red.

New York Republicans Elect Dead Guy In Primary Election, Because It’s 2016, Isn’t It?

Hillary Clinton is alive and down in the polls; this guy is dead and a winner.

Uh-oh: Your Obama Vote Won’t Count If You Post It On Instagram Or Whatever

Hello, millennial children of the digital age! You probably think you're pretty "cool" if you take a picture of yourself voting for Obama and then post it on your favorite social media networking time-wasting porn sites, so your...

Hot Houston City Councilwoman In The Running For America’s Next Top Grifter

Well, hellooooo Houston City Councilwoman Helena Brown! How have you and those big brown eyes come to Your Wonkette's attention today? Oh, you are busy asking local Houston Korean businessmen to give you money for an $11,000 flight to...

Orly Taitz Scores Procedural Victory in Birther Lawsuit, America Is Saved

Leading American source for legal humor Orly Taitz HAS HIT THE JACKPOT, AT LAST with a majorly awesome minor procedural win in a Georgia court, because a judge denied the Obama Administration's request to dismiss whatever greasy piece of...

John Edwards About To Be Indicted, If Obama’s DOJ Will Pull Trigger

Famous 2008 presidential sex-haver John Edwards is probably going to be indicted very soon for violating campaign laws in how he covered it all up, NBC News is reporting. "Son of a mill worker!" Edwards cursed to himself upon...

Rahm Emanuel Still Running For Job He Can’t Have

And so, even as printing of the city’s ballots was set to begin immediately at the Chicago Board of Elections (early voting is to start next Monday), all eyes were turning to the Illinois Supreme Court. The court –...

Timely New Report: Bush White House Constantly Broke Election Law

American taxpayers (China) paid for Bush administration officials to conduct political campaign activities for the 2006 midterm elections, which violated federal law and is information that, perhaps, we could have used somewhat earlier than a half decade after the...

DRUDGE SIRENS: Matt Drudge Thinks Michelle Obama Broke Election Law!

"First lady Michelle Obama appears to have violated Illinois law -- when she engaged in political discussion at a polling place!" Wha? Oh no! Exclamation point, for sure! After Michelle Obama finished turning in her early-voting ballot today (DRUDGE...

Bob Barr Will Be President Of Texas!

The State of Texas says you must file to be on the presidential ballot 70 days before the election, and both Barack Obama and John McCain allegedly missed the deadline, so now whackadoodle Libertarian Bob Barr will be President...