Tag Archives: election fraud

  the commentczar's in town

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Electoral Dysfunction Edition

Wonkette does not allow magic scrolls, either.
Is it Saturday already? Must be time to put on the old Hazmat suit — which we never leave the house without now, on account of the ‘bola — and go skim off the worst of the dumbth in the comment queue for you, our dear readers. It’s an eclectic grab bag of goo this week, but we see that we moved some folks to political activism! Read more on Deleted Comments Of The Week: Electoral Dysfunction Edition…
  Mississippi Derping

Chris McDaniel’s Lawyer Fingers Himself

I see fraud people -- everywhere!
Mississippi sore loserman Chris McDaniel’s team just KNOWS that the June 24 Senate primary vote was rigged against him, and so it has been combing all the voting records to list every possible “irregular” vote and insisting they be tossed so that he can be the Republican nominee for Senate this fall, instead of doddering critterdiddler Thad Cochran. Among the votes that McDaniel wants tossed are those cast by McDaniel’s own lawyer, Mitchell H. “Mitch” Tyner Sr., and his wife, Sloane Tyler. Those two obvious fraudsters are on a long list of sketchy votes in an affadavit submitted to Cochran’s lawyers by McDaniel’s legal team, which is headed by Mitchell H. “Mitch” Tyner Sr., the big fraud. Read more on Chris McDaniel’s Lawyer Fingers Himself…
  probably obama's fault somehow

Who Had The Worst Election Day Tuesday? It Is You, Annette Bosworth of South Dakota!

We’ve all been pretty busy trying to sort out the election drama in Mississippi, where we still don’t know whether human stain Chris McDaniel or angry great-grandpa Thad Cochran will be the Republican standard-bearer, but we really shouldn’t sleep on the Republicans in South Dakota, because stuff is getting plenty weird there. Witness poor poor Annette Bosworth, who started Wednesday by learning she’d lost her primary race from Megyn Kelly on national teevee and ended Wednesday arrested for perjury and election fraud. Heckuva day, Annette! Read more on Who Had The Worst Election Day Tuesday? It Is You, Annette Bosworth of South Dakota!…
  your mind says no but your lips say yes

Obama Can’t Stop Revealing How He Stole Election

You Wonkettians, in your lie-brul enclaves. Why, you probably haven’t even spent ONE SINGLE MINUTE seething about Obummer’s “victory” since the election ended. No, you’re still celebrating with hardcore S&M bondage, lattes, sacrifices to the Dark Lord, and driving your Volvos. (Do liberals still drive Volvos? Is that still an insult?) Nevermind. The good men and women of WND have been seething pretty much 24/7 since America voted to have socialism rammed down our throats. Bitter bitter Bob Unruh brings you the not-at-all-far-fetched tale of one brave soul who is speaking out about how Obama sure as hell knows he lost the election, and just can’t keep quiet about it: A forensic profiler whose previous cases have included the Natalie Holloway disappearance and the O.J. Simpson double murder says Barack Obama is confessing to stealing the 2012 president election. “Obama appears to unconsciously confess on multiple occasions that in his secret fury he stole the 2012 presidential election – continuing his attacks on our nation,” Andrew G. Hodges, M.D., told WND in an assessment of Obama. “But really that is no different whatsoever than in 2008 becoming an illegal president who violated the Constitution. This knowledge comes from one undeniable fact: we have discovered a new unconscious mind that continually quick-reads situations and communicates about it – as Obama reveals.” Read more on Obama Can’t Stop Revealing How He Stole Election…
  Still Stealing the Country

Obama Steals Election, Again, According to Totally Clear Evidence

We’ve been suspicious about possible voter fraud ever since effeminate numbers demon Nate Silver had a vision during his Pagan Rituals of a comfortable Obama reelection. With the weight of those mathematical odds in your favor, you’d almost be forced to resort to stuffing ballot boxes to remain in office. Good thing there’s an edgy, investigative media group — or Dean Chambers, the guy from Unskewed Polls, anyway — with a passion for journalistic integrity willing to blow the top off this thing! (You would kind of think he’d learned his lesson by now? Nah.) It’s natural to be uncomfortable with the truth, and we advise against proceeding if you’re not ready to have your mind blown. It ain’t easy to put down the Kool-Aid when you’re thirsty – but if you’re like us, and you want to quench that thirst with something purer, head over to Barackofraudo.com. Read more on Obama Steals Election, Again, According to Totally Clear Evidence…
  remember remember the sixth of november

Anonymous Claims It Stopped Karl Rove From Hacking The Election By Hacking ORCA, We Think

Oh cool, Anonymous (we think it is Anonymous?) says Karl Rove was gonna vote fraud all the Machines, and that’s why he was so flabbergasted and refused to believe it when Fox called Ohio for Bamz, but they stopped him from stealing all the Machines by jamming up ORCA, because it was not actually a GOTV system but a “steal the vote” system, but they stopped him, we are pretty sure that is what the following letter, which we guess is from Anonymous probably, says. Seems legit! But here is our question! If Anonymous hacked ORCA and caused it to explode miserably on Election Day, how could Anonymous ever prove that ORCA was actually a vote-thieving program? If they hacked in, couldn’t they have planted code to make it look like Rove was gonna fraud the election? (Not that we believe for a second that Rove wasn’t trying to fraud the election, we are just saying, it seems like “logic.”) Read more on Anonymous Claims It Stopped Karl Rove From Hacking The Election By Hacking ORCA, We Think…
  this whole court is out of order!

Orly Taitz Still Suing To Get Off Ballot Guy Who Beat Her In 2010

What, huh? Did you have trouble parsing that headline? It didn’t really make much sense, right? But have you considered that the problem might not be the headline, which is doing the best it can, bless its little anthropomorphized headline heart, but the story it is trying to explain? The story stars one Orly Taitz, after all — a woman who contains multitudes as she is a lawyer, dentist, future US senator from the world’s worst state, California, and probably some other stuff we forget. So what’s up, Orles? How are you clogging up the court system today? She continues to argue that [Damon] Dunn, a former National Football League player who defeated her for the [Republican nomination for Secretary of State in 2010] and ultimately lost to Democrat Debra Bowen, shouldn’t have been allowed to run as a Republican because years earlier in other states he’d registered as a Democrat. Of course she does. So she has been suing him for election fraud plus reimbursement for all the $40,000 she spent on her campaign. (Plus punitive damages, of course, which should be outlawed when a drunk doctor kills your baby but are awesome when someone breaks the laws that Orly Taitz made up in her head.) Read more on Orly Taitz Still Suing To Get Off Ballot Guy Who Beat Her In 2010…
  the call is coming from inside the state!

Michael Steele Called Upon To Prove Some Republican Isn’t Racist

Irrepressible scamp and incidental former lieutenant governor of Maryland Michael Steele testified Thursday as a character witness for Paul Schurick, an adviser in former Maryland governor Bob Ehrlich’s failed 2010 gubernatorial campaign who is in trouble for allegedly putting together an election-day robocall effort to drive down black turnout in the race. Schurick lined up a two-day flood of character witnesses including Steele and others (taking all comers, obviously!) who will talk about, oh who knows, the winsome glint of his eyes under the harvest moon? His unimpeachable church-goingness? And God, and the Bible? Pretty much his defense is trying to convince the jury that Schurick only approved the robocalls on accident because look at how Michael Steele is black, and he sure does like Shurick! Case closed. And with respect to the roboscript in question, there has probably never been a more noble defense of the idea of participatory democracy. Read more on Michael Steele Called Upon To Prove Some Republican Isn’t Racist…
 

DC MARYLAND PRIMARY ELECTION MADNESS!

If you’re like us, you’re not even registered here and you can’t remember which candidate is which. One of them has the ad about walking down every street in the district, right? That guy’s a liar. But whatever. Our extremely late Wonkette Endorsement goes to Clinton Portis. Write him in! It doesn’t matter anyway, because of MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD! According to some email we just got, anyway: As if the GOP couldn’t make their desperation to grab office MORE obvious, this morning in Friendship Heights (surely a bastion of Republican voters), none of the electronic voting machines worked. Apparently the state election office delivered the machines, but not any of the swipe cards necessary to activate them. So all of the voters were voting provisional ballots. Now the more interesting part: since the MD provisional ballots require you to check a box marking why you’re voting provisionally, and since there was no box to check labeled “Elections Board Screwed Up,” it’s a pretty safe bet that none of those ballots will be counted. Yeah, the GOP — we’re sure they’re planning on picking up some DC council seats by any means necessary. Including fraud in the primaries. Because controlling the federal government doesn’t give them enough power over this pissant city that they’re scared of and hate. UPDATE: MORE MARYLAND FRAUD! VOTERS DISENFRANCHISED! STILL WAITING FOR DISTRICT FRAUD BUT WE’RE VERY SURE IT’S HAPPENING. UPDATE2: EVEN MORE MARYLAND FRAUD AFTER THE JUMP! Read more on DC MARYLAND PRIMARY ELECTION MADNESS!…