Tag: election day

Presidential candidates aren't the only thing Texas is going to play Hold 'Em with on Super Tuesday, as there is also GOHMERS! Texas Congresscritter Louis...

Pointing out that Canadian-born Canadian Ted Cruz is a Canadian, from Canada, is all the rage these days. You got Donald Trump warning that...

It's happening! After a solid week of Donald Trump suggesting, with all the subtlety of a hydraulic jackhammer, that it sure would be a shame...

Hey Wonkerinos, it's Sunday where we live! Is it Sunday were you live, or do you live in space or something? Don't care, if...

Tuesday night, Houston took one giant leap backward for humankind, as the Jenny Jerkoffs who showed up to vote decided to listen to lying...

Hey, Toledo, whatcha doin? Not smoking legal pot? WE HEARD. And we also heard you had "reasons" for not legalizing it. Whatever, you do...

Oh dear God, Houston voters, what fucking century did you meth-travel to before you voted Tuesday? Because if we are reading the results correctly (and...

Ohioans heeded the historically ineffective Just Say No advice of their Republican governor -- and, huh, one-time pot dealer to the Ronald Reagan campaign...

It's a big day in Houston! It's time to go to the polls (if you're a good person who loves ALL people) and vote...

It’s Election Day! Are you a Democrat? Great, go vote and then enjoy a nice episode of Modern Family or Community! Are you a Republican? Pshaw,...

On this Election Day, Michael Peroutka -- theocrat, neo-confederate, and Republican candidate for county council in Ann Arundel County in Maryland who has also...

On the eve of Election Day, The Daily Show previews what Tuesday will probably look like and then reviews the ever-so-rational arguments of the Republican...

Look at this awesome guy! You would think they would have thrown him out of the polling place at Los Angeles's Union Rescue Mission,...

We don't want to get into any ugly stereotyping, but one of our major-party candidates for president is working very hard today, voting this...

In a super-exclusive (read: he was the only person who would talk to them) interview with World Net Daily's Aaron Klein, New Black Panther...

Hello, California! The voters, in their infinite wisdom, have done another fun thing to your precious California ballot, and that is that you can...

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