Tag: election 2016

Scott Walker, where ya been?! Making Wisconsin Great Again by stealing elections? Watching election returns in sweat pants covered with bratwurst juice? Maybe a...

If you watched the Nevada results rolling in last night, you no doubt saw one million Republican strategists (looking at you, Nicole Wallace on...

Oh, to have the utter confidence of Ben Carson. This is a confidence that surpasseth understanding. It is a confidence completely unrelated to any...

You have to figure that if you are Donald Trump, you probably want to surround yourself with people that are pretty much exactly like...

Who’s the soulless puffy prick who will primary those other dicks in 2016? Trump! You’re damn right. (But probably not.) According to Donald Trump, Donald Trump is looking...

Clownish excrescence Donald Trump went on Larry King's internet-teevee program (yes, such a thing exists) to say that he's pretty sure that Hillary Clinton...

Chris Christie wants America to know that Barack Obama caused the government shutdown by "not bringing people together," and if Chris Christie were in...

Scott Brown has been wandering the grounds of the Iowa State Fair, telling visitors he is “exploring a possible run” for president in 2016....

Dan Calabrese, a blogger for Herman Cain's website -- Herman Cain does not "write" things, obviously -- has a pretty trenchant political analysis today...

Charlotte Allen, the Independent Women's Forum writer who's mostly known for a notorious 2008 column about how silly women just couldn't help voting...

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