Tag Archives: election 2016

  i've got a bridge to the future to sell you

Donald Trump Has Campaign Fever And You’ll Never Guess The Prescription

This time he means it!
Who’s the soulless puffy prick who will primary those other dicks in 2016? Trump! You’re damn right. (But probably not.) According to Donald Trump, Donald Trump is looking to get back in the presidential campaign game. And this time he’s totally, 100%, cross-his-heart-hope-to-die-but-still-have-his-epidermis-cryogenically-frozen serious about it. Read more on Donald Trump Has Campaign Fever And You’ll Never Guess The Prescription…
  bless his heart

Donald Trump Likes Hillz For 2016, If She Lives That Long, Poor Dear

Clownish excrescence Donald Trump went on Larry King’s internet-teevee program (yes, such a thing exists) to say that he’s pretty sure that Hillary Clinton will be the Democratic nominee for president in 2016, unless of course she’s too old and frail by then. Trump speculated that 2016 looks good for Hillary, but it would be an awful shame if she were to be completely infirm and unable to govern: “You have a big health question. Will she be healthy? … I hope she’s healthy now. I think she is. But ya know that’s a long time. You have to wait until 2014 is over.” Heck, by 2016 Hillary could be a mere shell of a human being, wracked with all sorts of horrible diseases, maybe even senile! Uh, God forbid such a thing should happen, ya know? Read more on Donald Trump Likes Hillz For 2016, If She Lives That Long, Poor Dear…
  get christies's love

If Chris Christie Were King of America He’d Fix This Shutdown Nonsense Fast, By Yelling At It Probably

Chris Christie wants America to know that Barack Obama caused the government shutdown by “not bringing people together,” and if Chris Christie were in charge, he’d run this railroad a heck of a lot better, by golly: “My approach would be, as the executive, is to call in the leaders of the Congress, the legislature, whatever you’re dealing with, and say, ‘We’re not leaving this room until we fix this problem, because I’m the boss, I’m in charge,” Christie said. “When you’re the executive, if you’re waiting for leadership from the legislative branch of government, whether you’re the governor, or whether you’re the president or you’re mayor, you are going to be waiting forever, forever because they’re not built to lead and take risk.” Yeah, why hasn’t Barack Obama dragged the leaders of the House and Senate in and told them to play nice and fix America? Because nothing says leadership like announcing “I’m in control here.” Look how well it worked for that one general guy! Read more on If Chris Christie Were King of America He’d Fix This Shutdown Nonsense Fast, By Yelling At It Probably…
  what can you do for brown?

Scott Brown To Simultaneously Run for President, Governor, Senate, Homecoming Queen

Scott Brown has been wandering the grounds of the Iowa State Fair, telling visitors he is “exploring a possible run” for president in 2016. The Des Moines Register followed him around the fair as he ate a corn dog, “adopted a goofy pose” in front of a prize bull, and introduced himself to voters: ”I’m Scott Brown, the former senator from Massachusetts. I took Ted Kennedy’s seat about 3 1/2 years ago.” Brown neglected to add “And then Elizabeth Warren handed my ass to me last November.” Read more on Scott Brown To Simultaneously Run for President, Governor, Senate, Homecoming Queen…
  natters of substance

Herman Cain’s Website Knows Who Can Beat Hillary. It Is A Big Surprise! Named Sarah Palin! (Spoiler Alert)

Dan Calabrese, a blogger for Herman Cain’s website — Herman Cain does not “write” things, obviously — has a pretty trenchant political analysis today that explains that Hillary Clinton isn’t quite the experienced political badass that everyone thinks she is! Her resume only looks impressive, but it actually is not, because: a) she didn’t achieve anything of note in the positions she held; and b) she only got them in the first place for the purpose of positioning herself to run for president. Yep, being a U.S. Senator and Secretary of State are pretty much softball jobs, no heavy lifting. And anything she did do is tainted by a desire for higher office. Got it. Read more on Herman Cain’s Website Knows Who Can Beat Hillary. It Is A Big Surprise! Named Sarah Palin! (Spoiler Alert)…
  Mencken Was Right

Charlotte Allen’s Startling Insight: Lots Of Voters Are Idiots, So Sarah Palin 2016

Charlotte Allen, the Independent Women’s Forum writer who’s mostly known for a notorious 2008 column about how silly women just couldn’t help voting for Barry Obama because women are just such dumbbunnies, has “a suggestion for cutting short the GOP angst” in the wake of Obama’s reelection: The Republicans should just go ahead and give Sarah Palin the 2016 nomination right now. She’s so certain of the self-evident wisdom of this recommendation that she immediately follows it with “You think I’m joking? Think again.” OK! We find your ideas intriguing! Tell us more! Also, do you have a newsletter? Read more on Charlotte Allen’s Startling Insight: Lots Of Voters Are Idiots, So Sarah Palin 2016…