We are squeezing in as many Sarah Palin stories as we can today, in the hopes that we will never have to type out her name again, whee! She voted this morning, in Wasilla, but refused to tell reporters who she’d voted for. Is she in the tank??? MORE »

Well folks, there won’t be any real “news” for hours and hours today, and you keep in sending your nice reports, so we will just cut and paste and get to the drinking early. Here we have EXCLUSIVE ON-THE-GROUND EYEWITNESS REPORTS regarding a sassy lady on the bus in Bed-Stuy, an angry old Irish broad in Bethesda who will move back to the home country for John McCain, and an actor from “Prison Break”! MORE »

It’s no joke, people! Voting lines in New York are just NUTS. But if the Obama campaign supplies “Comfort Teams” like they’re doing in Georgia, you will all get water and hot chocolate soon, and maybe a hand job for your troubles. Two sort of detailed reports after the jump. Send your informations to tips@wonkette, if you have more exciting things to share! MORE »

Despite her performance at last week’s debate, a new Zogby poll shows that the Hillary-is-inevitable train actually lost some steam this week, as now only 38 percent of Democrats want her to be their next President. She suffered an 8 point loss compared to last month’s high of 46 percent. Obama took 2 of those coveted percentage points, Edwards took 4… and 3 percent of people decided they didn’t know anymore. Which is, I think, what politicians get for forcing their way further and further into our collective consciousness, as people begin to realize that maybe the people we want to see politicking and those we want to see govern might be two different types of people. [Zogby International]

A new Washington Post-ABC News poll shows Mike Huckabee closing in on Mitt Romney in the race for the affections of Iowans. Huckabee has been spending money and time in Iowa like a true fan of corn and pork since his strong showing in the Iowa straw poll last summer.

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Hey everyone, only 365 days left (leap year!) until November 4, 2008, when we hold our massive election things! What a wonderful opportunity to listen to our candidates’ stump speeches and teevee bits a few more thousand times before making a lesser-of-sixteen-evils decision, and then regretting it and voting for other people two years later. MORE »

John Walnuts! McCain knows that if you really want to impress today’s jaded youth, it’s best to call them names and threaten to send them off to Iraq: MORE »