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You know who has the literal worst thoughts in the entire world? David Brooks. Besides being as annoying as the midnight-sun-in-the-arctic-day is long, the...

In this installment of The Weekend Stock Photo Report with Weekend S. Photo, Benjamin Netanyahu growls sofly and carries a big shtick, The Supreme...

Somewhere in Washington, DC, there is probably something with the name of every Senate Majority Leader carved on it, like a marble bust or...

Tom Corbett is well on his way to becoming the first Pennsylvania governor to get the boot after only one term in office since...

We have told you a bunch of made up reasons why every single endangered incumbent Senate Democratic is actually going to win and Nate...

It looks like Republicans are probably going to control the Senate next year despite how people don't like them, according to Nate Silver's FiveThirtyEight...

This week's edition of The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, Presented By Fartknocker, is intelligible only if you speak election-year argle-bargle at a 12th-grade level...

Let's say you are a Republican running for Senate in New Mexico against the current and quite popular Democratic Sen. Tom Udall, and your...

We sure do like the occasional story where people Do the Right Thing and there's actually a win for the little guy. And here's...

For once, Jon Stewart said Wednesday, a news story lives up to the hype on cable news: Eric Cantor's surprise loss to an unknown...

So let's say you are a well-populated county (just go with it, please) and people express concern that the bathrooms available at your polling...

We don’t know much about Texas politics, and we don’t want to. But it strikes us as maybe a bit desperate of Republican gubernatorial...

It's been a little while since we last checked in with Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, America's Most Publicized Sheriff. The Arizona hero undertook...

Our ten-foot pole has arrived, which means we are finally ready to touch the dual shitstorms of Syria and Iran! The latest news on...

After a stressful day of working (or hanging out in a workplace man cave), many Americans unwittingly risk handing their immortal souls over to...

What exactly would a Romney presidency have been like? Yes, of course it would have been horrible, we know that. But in what specific...

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