You didn't think they were actually just going to let people vote, did you? Bless your heart!
What juicy new revelations did we make up for your amusement?
They needed the server space for other stuff, we bet!
Hillarites and Berners, let us once again love each other and stick it to THAT OTHER GUY.
Remember when we had 'elections'? Oh, those were the days! (Also too, it's your OPEN THREAD!)
The Electoral College grades Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway is high, and Donald Trump has his own secret police! Your daily news brief!
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How you gonna soothe your battered heart today? HOW ABOUT SOME BABY PICTURES?
Looks like Alex would like us to yell at him again.
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Wonkette All About Ethics In Gaming Journalism, A Review Of Our Own Elections Of US America – The Card Game
The damn card games are FINALLY here! Check out this bitchen' review we did of our own game, which is totally legit. Le-what? Le-git!
Donald Trump isn't your "typical politician" in much the same way that an empty beer can smooshed between two mummified rats isn't your "typical sandwich." This beer-can-between-rats quality was again on display at a campaign stop in Reno, Nevada, Wednesday night, when...
The helicopter soared over the Minnesota woods like a huge machine designed for that purpose. Inside were Donald J. Trump and his pilot, Golden Pilot, a gold plated human pilot who was very expensive. “Golden Pilot,” said Trump. “Yes, Mr. Trump?”...
Greetings once more, dear readers! It's that time of the week for the Snake Oil Bulletin! This week we continue our ongoing theme of examining the anti-science beliefs of the various frontrunners and also-rans of this three-ring election cycle....
There were a lot of boo-birds at the first night of the DNC. Or were there that many, really?
Before we start pooping on him, let's first stipulate that both I and Yr Editrix are very happy with the Kaine pick. His first speech as Hillary's running mate was shockingly good. Not only was he good, but the...