“And you just tell them, this is what I do to my friends.” [Official White House Photostream]

Hey members of the public, did you pray for Hillary Clinton and her right elbow as they went into surgery today? Because thanks to you, her elbow is fine. Of course, if the woman had any decency she would have both of her elbows removed permanently. [First Read]

• WHY IS OBAMA TRYING TO KILL ALL HIS IMPORTANT LADIES? Maybe that Sotomayor “slip” at the airport wasn’t an accident after all. “Secretary of State Hillary Clinton fractured her right elbow Wednesday during a fall, State Department officials said.” Look out, Janet Napolitano! [CNN]