Reader “Get Mitch Quick” sends us an important news update that CNN posted briefly in the wee hours last night, proving that the decades-long hegemony of The Simpsons extends far beyond our own borders. Within minutes, the photo of El Salvador’s new leader was gone. Why is CNN censoring the Truth? [Flickr, CNN]

Diplomatic immunity is possibly the greatest legal invention of all time. Just ask Tsuriel Raphael, who is leaving his post in El Salvador after the cops found him all tied up to sex-bondage devices — other than the straps and sex toys and gag ball in his mouth, he was naked. And very drunk.

We’ll continue this very important political story, after the jump.

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