Having lost pretty much everything else, forever, the wingnuts have focused all of their intellectual firepower on a single foolproof argument: Barack Obama cannot be president, because they say he’s a scary African. Somehow this important issue has come before the United States Supreme Court, twice! And so far, our communist Highest Court has refused to even consider the crucial situation! Today, the justices again spit on the legal efforts of Real Americans. MORE »

The important white-rights website called V-DARE continues to work hard on the most important story of our time, which is impotently freaking out about Barack Obama’s birth certificate, from when he was born, because what if he is actually an illegal alien born in Africa and secretly mailed to Hawaii (?) by Indonesian half-breed muslins to, er, make sinister anti-American foreign policy decisions through, uhh, George Bush Junior’s head of defense? Come on, think about it! MORE »