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  Her horse is still classier than you people

Ladies, Stop Offending Ann Romney With How Stupid You Are

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How many times does Her Royal Horse-Riding Majesty Ann Romney have to explain this to YOU PEOPLE? Sheesh! This so-called “war on women” claptrap Democrats can’t stop blah blahing about is so dumb and so 2012 and so not even real anyway, so why are women — who are so much smarter than Democrats think they are — so stupid as to keep falling for it? HUH? Read more on Ladies, Stop Offending Ann Romney With How Stupid You Are…
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Whatever, Mitt Romney, It Is Your Birthday, Now Go Suck An Egg

Whatever, Mittens Romney, it is your birthday and nobody cares. But is there someone who might ease the burden of the nation’s hatred of you, by taking that burden himself? Someone who shares your X and your Y? A brother? America does love its horrible brothers, and by love, of course, we mean despise. Oh yes, there is some guy, “Scott” apparently, and how bad does he have to be if we never heard of him even once in your abysmal campaign? As bad as Neilsy? He is probably as bad as Neilsy. And now he is thinking, maybe, that the US Senate seat held by Michigan’s Carl Levin might be just the right height. Read more on Whatever, Mitt Romney, It Is Your Birthday, Now Go Suck An Egg…
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Yes, Please

Look outside. A moment ago, was it bright, and warm, and sunny? Did a cloud just move across the sky and block out the sun completely? Did a monstrous shiver just rack your body, as though somewhere a Great Evil had been loosed upon the world? That is because some idiot claims people want Ann Romney to run for John Kerry’s seat in the United States Senate. Read more on Yes, Please…
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Romney’s World: With The Middle East On Fire, He Would Like Us To Help Rename His Plane

What is the worst possible thing that Egg Romney could call the Romney flying machine? Here is a message from His Lord High Hairgel Mittens of Romney, to inform us! Ann likes to joke that the campaign plane should be called “Hair Force One.” Read more on Romney’s World: With The Middle East On Fire, He Would Like Us To Help Rename His Plane… Read more on Romney’s World: With The Middle East On Fire, He Would Like Us To Help Rename His Plane…