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Posts Tagged ‘egg roll’

Match The Dumb Easter Egg With Its Dumb U.S. State!

Monday, March 24th, 2008

ButtersuckHappy Day After Easter, everybody! This is the time of year when Our Christian Nation celebrates the execution of the Middle Eastern insurgent Jesus al-Christ with an ancient pagan fertility festival named for the goddess Eostre. It’s also when the White House once again honors the 50 states by displaying crappy decorated eggs that are somehow representative of the states in question. Hey look it’s a terrible bloated morbidly obese Panda! Guess which “state” goes with this loathsome egg. MORE »


Egggate: White House Lawn to Remain Gay-Free Until 11

Monday, April 17th, 2006

nogaysallowed.jpgHardest ticket in town, folks. MORE »