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RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Edward Brooke Does Not Care For Wealthy Old White Man Club That He Accidentally Joined Many Years Ago

Thursday, October 29th, 2009
  • A terrifying “flash mob” of ten — five sets of two — Tea Baggers stormed the Capitol and created a new coalition government with three Birthers. [TPM]
  • Senate likes Edward Brooke. Senate invites Edward Brooke to fancy ceremony. Senate gives Edward Brooke fancy gold medal. Edward Brooke accepts gold medal from Senate. Edward Brooke poops all over Senate. [The Caucus]
  • Why must Matt disrespect Billy Corgan so thoroughly? Some believe in H1H1, some don’t. And some are agnostic. Is that so wrong? [Matt Yglesias]
  • Hillary Clinton chanted the famous muslin prayer “Death to America” whilst prostrating herself before the holy shrine of Osama bin Laden. When will it end? [Gateway Pundit]
  • NEW MALKIN DIAGRAM! This week: the molecular structure of the Red Menace. [Michelle Malkin]

REPUBLICANS

Old Barbara Walters Had Sex Affair With Old Black Republican Senator, In The 1970s

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

And everybody got a free teevee and a tossed salad, the end.
Forty years ago, twice-divorced teevee gal Barbara Walters was happily getting it on with a Republican senator from Massachusetts. Not only was Edward Brooke the first straight Republican politician, but he was also the first black man elected to the U.S. Senate. You know, that is racial transcendence.

“Baba Wawa” reveals all the horny ’70s details on Oprah Winfrey’s show next week, and we’ll all be watching. But because we won’t, here’s what supposedly happened. MORE »