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Tag: edumacation

Lawsuit Against Trump’s Scammy ‘University’ May Reveal What The Bastard’s Really Worth

Here's a little bit of trivia that you might want to stash away in the same corner of your brain that remembers how Al Capone was finally busted not for being a mobster, but for tax evasion: It's starting...

Terrified Parents Will Protect Precious Children From Terrorism, ‘Common Core,’ By Keeping Them As Stupid As Possible

Today is "National Don’t Send Your Child To School Day," a brilliant idea from a website that is terrified that the Common Core educational standards will lead to socialism, one-world government, tyranny, "Obama Math" and god knows what else,...

Nice Time! Christian School That Gave Creationist Quiz Is Mercifully Euthanized

You might remember this little biology quiz that made the rounds of the interwebs earlier this year; we used it back in April with a Sundays With The Christianists post on a Christian biology textbook. As we mentioned at...

Donald Trump’s ‘University’ Kind Of Scammy, Believe It Or Not

To the shock and surprise of absolutely nobody, Donald Trump's "Trump University" has been sued by the New York State attorney general's office for illegal business practices. The suit seeks $40 million in restitution and accuses Trump and his...

Indiana Officials Help Republican Donor’s Charter School Get A++ In Grade Inflation

Those of you Wonketeers who work at or have attended a "poorly performing" public school surely know that one does not have to suffer the consequences of poor performance -- consequences that include replacing the principal, laying off teachers,...

Let’s Not Educate Our Kids Anymore, Suggests Genius Utah Senator

As we are sure you know, those laboratories of democracy have been very busy lately forcing women to have children against their will. But one Republican state senator from Utah is quite a multi-tasker! Because he has also found time...

Texas Teacher Explains She’s Far Too Racist To Have Molested That Black Seven Year Old

A former teacher at a Texas charter school is defending against charges that she fondled a seven year old girl by claiming that, as a diehard racist, she does not like touching negroidal persons, and so she couldn't possibly...

Pat Robertson Celebrates The Beautiful Miracle Of Not Knowing Stuff

You may have wondered, as did a caller to Pat Robertson's 700 Club teevee show yesterday, why God just doesn't seem to fling miracles at people in U.S. America the way He did in biblical times, or even the...

Glenn Reynolds Will Rescue The Lost Boys From The Tyranny Of MILF Island

Glenn "Instapundit" Reynolds, who splits his time between peddling survival equipment on his blog and stroking what can in no way be interpreted as a giant black phallus, is also a rather notable country lawyer with access to the...

Hero Student Teacher Stops Racist Math Problems Dead

Oh, sure, we could be outraged and annoyed that any teacher of fourth-graders could be so clueless as to think it would be appropriate to distribute a “Slavery Word Problems Homework” worksheet to their students, because we would like...

To Promote Freedom, Idaho Senator Wants To Require All Students To Read ‘Atlas Shrugged’

To make a point about government efficiency or something, an Idaho state senator has introduced a bill that he has no intention of actually passing. The proposal would require all Idaho high school students to read Ayn Rand's Atlas...

Wingnuts Furious: Texas Kids Design Imaginary Flags For Nonexistent Pretend Socialist Nation

Pity the poor children of Texas. Not only do they have to live in a state full of Texans, but many of them are at high risk of growing up to be Texans, too. Oh, and on top of...

Tennessee To Poor Children: Failed Geometry? No Food for You!

A Tennessee state senator has figured out why children from poor homes aren't doing well in school -- it is because their families' situation is not quite precarious enough! To motivate the lazy Poors to become better parents, Stacey...

How Are Arizona Republicans Performing Patriot Fellatio Today? (SFW)

Hey! Want to get scared shitless today? That's great, because Arizona still exists, and all we have to do is say, "What are they doing?" and boom things instantly get weird and awful. So... what are they doing? Well, there's...

Texas Schools Implement Carefully Crafted Law By Teaching Bible As 100% Fact

So, back in 2007, the Texas legislature passed a law mandating that all public schools in the state include instruction on "the Hebrew Scriptures" and the New Testament and their impact on literature and history. Don't worry, supporters...

Here’s A Surprise: School Vouchers Help Spread Creationism

Just in case anyone was worried that American schools were sinking into a morass of Creationism and Stupid (ah, but we repeat ourselves), the bad news is, well, they kind of are. But the good news is that there...