Tag: education

Trump’s Dumbass Budget Proposal Totally Great, If You Want To Start World War III

Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.

Betsy DeVos Lauds Segregation For Helping Blacks Set Up Excellent Colleges All For Themselves

Be glad today's the last day of Black History Month. DeVos may not say anything crazy about race for a while.

Oh, Hey, A Lot Of Private Charter Schools Are Just Dumping Grounds For Poor Students. Imagine That!

Here's a cool way to boost school achievement: Make the poorer students statistically disappear!

Iowa Lawmaker Will End Universities’ Liberal Bias With This One Weird Unconstitutional Trick

From Iowa come a plan of breathtaking stupidity to bring ideological balance to the theoretical physics classroom.

Steve King Has Terrific Plan To Give All Public Schools’ Money To The Duggar Family!

Good news! A terrible bill to gut public education may be defeated by opponents who are farther to the right than the bill's author, Iowa Rep. Steve King.

Your Official Guide On Hounding Trump Regime Losers EVERYWHERE THEY GO

Look what happened to Stupid Betsy DeVos this morning. Just LOOK at it.

After Texas Mosque Burns Down, Local Jews Offer Synagogue, Because Decent People Do That

Mr. Rogers said to look for the helpers. Found some!

Trump To Nazis, Other Violent Loons: Have Fun Storming The Federal Buildings!

Let's just ignore the neo-Nazis and the other crazies. Maybe they'll go away.

Betsy DeVos’s Confirmation Hearing Was TOTAL SH*T SHOW, Let’s Laugh At It!

The Democrats were SO MEAN, and it was awesome.
Thou hast in thy skull no more brain than I have in mine elbows.

Deleted Comments: You Secular Porn Addicts Are Destroying America And Have Never Read Shakespeare!

We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!

Texas Schools Find Terrific Way To Save Money On Special Ed: Deny It To Mexi-Kids

Texas is exploring new frontiers in screwing over kids with special needs, especially if they're from families with limited English.

How To Talk To Your Kids About Trump

To prepare them for a Trump presidency, teachers should tell kids crying is weak. SAD.
There. Much better without that nonsense

Angry Tennessee Mom Demands Immediate Removal Of Muslims From World History

Tennessee parents are freaking out over 'Islamic indoctrination' in textbooks again. And al-Gebra is determined to strike again.
OK, fine, ad IS from 1994...

ITT Tech Closing Nationwide, Leaving Students To Mercy Of Better, Less Expensive Community Colleges

ITT Tech, that staple of late night career advertising, is going belly-up. About damn time.