The Democrats were SO MEAN, and it was awesome.
We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!
Texas is exploring new frontiers in screwing over kids with special needs, especially if they're from families with limited English.
To prepare them for a Trump presidency, teachers should tell kids crying is weak. SAD.
Tennessee parents are freaking out over 'Islamic indoctrination' in textbooks again. And al-Gebra is determined to strike again.
ITT Tech, that staple of late night career advertising, is going belly-up. About damn time.
Mike Brzezinski is mad as hell, and she's not going to take it anymore!
But then we ate some fancy food and beer and watched Michelle Obama slay, so everything is OK now.
Last year, we wondered at you just how stupid you were legally permitted to be in Texas; now, thanks to the nine (all-Republican!) unelected (?) judges in robe on the Texas Supreme Court, we know the answer: We are...
Snotnosed Millennial brat thinks "Dr." Keith Ablow is not even the boss of him, whatever.
No one understood women like Henry VIII, that is for sure. Except maybe Ted Bundy!
First lesson: Jenny McCarthy is not an actual scientist.
Funny how the Deleted Comments biz goes. A couple weeks back, we had so few real winners that we had to forego the feature altogether; this week, we'll have to select carefully from a veritable smorgasbord of Derp. So...
The city of Cleveland has settled a wrongful death lawsuit in the police shooting of 12-year-old Tamir Rice for $6 million, so everything is OK now we guess. Tamir was shot dead by officer Timothy Loehmann in November 2014,...
Here is an important thing about Bill O'Reilly: He is never wrong. Oh, sure, he may get some facts a little bit off, like bragging about Inside Edition having won a Peabody award when it actually won a Polk...
Who says conservative media outlets never ask Donald Trump the tough questions? On Fox's The O'Reilly Factor Monday night, host Bill O'Reilly interrupted Donald Trump's fantasy about solving all of America's race issues by "bringing jobs back from China"...