SPOILER: It's not good.
Here's a cool way to boost school achievement: Make the poorer students statistically disappear!
From Iowa come a plan of breathtaking stupidity to bring ideological balance to the theoretical physics classroom.
Good news! A terrible bill to gut public education may be defeated by opponents who are farther to the right than the bill's author, Iowa Rep. Steve King.
Look what happened to Stupid Betsy DeVos this morning. Just LOOK at it.
Mr. Rogers said to look for the helpers. Found some!
Let's just ignore the neo-Nazis and the other crazies. Maybe they'll go away.
The Democrats were SO MEAN, and it was awesome.
We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!
Texas is exploring new frontiers in screwing over kids with special needs, especially if they're from families with limited English.
To prepare them for a Trump presidency, teachers should tell kids crying is weak. SAD.
Tennessee parents are freaking out over 'Islamic indoctrination' in textbooks again. And al-Gebra is determined to strike again.
ITT Tech, that staple of late night career advertising, is going belly-up. About damn time.
Mike Brzezinski is mad as hell, and she's not going to take it anymore!
But then we ate some fancy food and beer and watched Michelle Obama slay, so everything is OK now.
Last year, we wondered at you just how stupid you were legally permitted to be in Texas; now, thanks to the nine (all-Republican!) unelected (?) judges in robe on the Texas Supreme Court, we know the answer: We are...