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LIKE MOSES SAID IN EGYPTLAND  11:18 am February 19, 2013

Charles Krauthammer To Bill O’Reilly: Let Obama Golf

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Perhaps you were on the Internet lately while the White House Correspondents Association worked itself into a frenzied moan of TRANZPARENCEEEEEEEEY about the truly important issue of the day: that dastardly Nobumer wouldn’t let them take pictures of his golf round with Tiger Woods. Perhaps this made you as tired as it did us, and [...]

MAYBE  9:15 am August 17, 2012

Ed Henry Asks The Dumbest Question in American History

by Jim Newell

Fox News White House Correspondent Ed Henry has already written the worst article in American history, so why not throw the dumbest question in American history onto his resume as well? THE BACKGROUND: There has been all sorts of Hot Buzz (John McCain has been babbling during one of his Ambien trips) about whether Joe [...]

A NATION'S QUESTIONS GET ANSWERS  2:22 pm March 6, 2012

Reporters To Obama: War War War War War War Now War?

by Jim Newell

Reporters at today’s White House press conference opened their dialogue with the president on a familiar topic: War: When are we having it, and can we have it now. WAR. Also, why don’t you ever visit Israel you horrible anti-Semite? And what about war? Meanwhile, Fox News’ Ed Henry, who one time wrote the worst [...]

CANNIBALISM  2:46 pm September 15, 2011

Media Reporting About Own Fights Over Photo of Obama Drinking Beer

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

The ever-shrinking Washington Post has a little piece of essential journalism about some inane “reporters versus a bunch of slobs” slapfight happening, where else, on Twitter, over a White House photo of President Obama drinking a beer with a young Marine who received the Medal of Honor. Here is your BREAKING NEWS timeline of this tragic [...]

ICKY  1:20 pm August 30, 2010

Charlie Crist Admits He Is Confused About His Stance On Gay Marriage

by Jack Stuef

Charlie Crist is having a lot of problems lately with this whole idea of “being forced to take positions on issues.” It is hard to do such things when you want to occupy an invisible center of the political spectrum that does not exist when everyone is dissolving into two camps that just throw poop [...]

JOURNALISTIC NEGLIGENCE  9:47 pm July 1, 2010

White House Transcriptionists Beg For Trade Group Leadership Role

by Wonkette Jr.

The race for who will rule the captured souls of the White House Correspondents’ Association has begun, and it is almost exactly like regular politics. Ballots aren’t due until July 15, but WHCA reporters are whispering these actual things to each other, at work, right now: “My expectation was that I would be running unopposed” [...]

INVESTIMAGATIVE JOURNAMALISM  11:17 am April 30, 2010

POLITICO Somehow Beats Expectations, Writes Ten Million Words About Upcoming Reporter Party In Single Night

by Jim Newell

Good morning! Let’s start the day with a look at the ol’ POLITICO top stories e-mail… oh dear sweet jesus god.

AMERICA'S GREATEST WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS  4:06 pm April 22, 2010

CNN’s Ed Henry Feels So Friggin’ Awesome Right Now

by Jim Newell

OMG how cool are Ed Henry’s parents at CNN! They so signed his permission slip for the NYSE floor field trip, where all the money is! SO JEALOUS. He probably met so many awesome brokers and stuff and got their autographs. OMG HE MET JIM MAGUIRE! Seriously? Seriously? We have his rookie card, BUT ONLY [...]

JOBS THAT GET HARDER BY THE DAY  4:08 pm March 18, 2010

White House Press Briefings Now Just Show Whatever’s On The Teevee

by Jim Newell

CNN’s beloved Ed Henry shares this picture from today’s White House Press Briefing, where everyone is just watching teevee. Those lazy slugs! It’s a beautiful day outside, and everyone should go play on Sasha and Malia’s swing set. CORRECTION: It’s a beautiful day outside, and everyone should go play Xbox on Sasha and Malia’s swing [...]

TELEVISION SHOWS  3:30 pm April 23, 2009

by Jim Newell

TIME TO IGNORE OUR IMPORTANT BANKRUPT NEWSPAPERS AGAIN: Symbolism: “The White House announced that President Obama will hold a primetime news conference at 8:00 pm ET on Wednesday — his 100th day as president.” Boy howdy, Ed Henry’ll have to pull a real firecracker out of his ass to top the last one. [First Read]

AMERICA'S GREATEST JOURNALIST  7:19 pm April 2, 2009

Ed Henry ‘Makes News’ Again

by Jim Newell

It looks like CNN’s Ed Henry — who only eight days ago wrote The Worst Article In American History — is lining up some devastating “audibles” for his next opportunity to troll Barack Obama. “Oklahoma!” — does… DOES THE QUEEN EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS? [Twitter]

EMBARRASSMENTS  6:47 pm March 25, 2009

CNN’s Ed Henry Writes Worst Article In American History

by Jim Newell

Earlier today we mentioned CNN White House correspondent Ed Henry’s performance at the press conference last night, and how he and his fellow busybodies were rapidly spinning and spinning and spinning to make it appear as though he didn’t look like a goober when Obama called him a twat. In the latest effort, Henry has [...]

GEORGE W. BUSH  1:29 pm March 3, 2008

Armed Redneck Lady Threatens Danish Journalist Outside Bush’s Ranch

by Jim Newell

WHITE HOUSE  6:12 pm July 19, 2007

Famous Person Spotted in Washington

by Alex Pareene

PERSONALITIES  1:10 pm February 24, 2006

Team Party Crash: National Press Foundation Awards Dinner

by Alex Pareene

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