Tag: ed henry

Roger Ailes Slimed All Over Andrea Tantaros And Her Bikini

It was Roger Ailes, in the study, with his hamburger meatballs.

Let’s Talk About Salon’s Flaming, Half-Masticated Dick Some More. Your Weekly Top Ten!

OH HEY WONKERS, WHAT IS SHAKING? We are fine, thank you for asking. So, it's Saturday and that means it's time for your weekly Top Ten list, which is all the stories YOU LOVED THE MOSTEST! Maybe you have read them...
We're suspending reporters for sexxytimes now?

Fox News Guy Kicked Off Air Just For Gettin’ A Little Strange

In your WTF, Really? News today, a blessed distraction from the agita over Donald Trump's Ascension to the GOP nomination: Fox News White House correspondent Ed Henry has been bounced off the air for an indeterminate time, because he...
People who wouldn't let their kids see an R-rated movie take them to rallies to hold bloody fetus posters.

Alabama ‘Pro-Lifers’ Want Abortion Clinic Closed To Protect Kids From Alabama ‘Pro-Lifers’

We'll grant this much to the fetus fetishists of the "pro-life" crowd: they're endlessly imaginative in coming up with new ways to make it harder for women to get access to a legal medical procedure. Take the fine folks...
Back away, little pony. These are not nice people.

Derp Roundup: Fans Of Killer Cops Can Breathe Just Fine, Why Do You Ask?

Time for another roundup of the dumbest of the worst of the unfathomably stupid! We scrape the mishegas off our browser tabs, puree it into a frothy mess, and serve it up to you with a warning to not...
Still missing an H

House Benghazi Report Finds No Conspiracies, Gets No Love From Fox

In a classic Friday news dump -- the favored method for releasing information when you hope the fewest people will notice -- the House Intelligence Committee released the results of its Great Big Benghazi Inquiry yesterday afternoon, and boy...

Charles Krauthammer To Bill O’Reilly: Let Obama Golf

Perhaps you were on the Internet lately while the White House Correspondents Association worked itself into a frenzied moan of TRANZPARENCEEEEEEEEY about the truly important issue of the day: that dastardly Nobumer wouldn't let them take pictures of his...

Ed Henry Asks The Dumbest Question in American History

Fox News White House Correspondent Ed Henry has already written the worst article in American history, so why not throw the dumbest question in American history onto his resume as well? THE BACKGROUND: There has been all sorts of...

Reporters To Obama: War War War War War War Now War?

Reporters at today's White House press conference opened their dialogue with the president on a familiar topic: War: When are we having it, and can we have it now. WAR. Also, why don't you ever visit Israel you horrible...

Media Reporting About Own Fights Over Photo of Obama Drinking Beer

The ever-shrinking Washington Post has a little piece of essential journalism about some inane "reporters versus a bunch of slobs" slapfight happening, where else, on Twitter, over a White House photo of President Obama drinking a beer with a young...

Charlie Crist Admits He Is Confused About His Stance On Gay Marriage

Charlie Crist is having a lot of problems lately with this whole idea of "being forced to take positions on issues." It is hard to do such things when you want to occupy an invisible center of the political...

White House Transcriptionists Beg For Trade Group Leadership Role

The race for who will rule the captured souls of the White House Correspondents' Association has begun, and it is almost exactly like regular politics. Ballots aren't due until July 15, but WHCA reporters are whispering these actual things...

POLITICO Somehow Beats Expectations, Writes Ten Million Words About Upcoming Reporter Party In Single Night

Good morning! Let's start the day with a look at the ol' POLITICO top stories e-mail... oh dear sweet jesus god. If you thought POLITICO wouldn't create a new major section of its website just for coverage of an...

CNN’s Ed Henry Feels So Friggin’ Awesome Right Now

OMG how cool are Ed Henry's parents at CNN! They so signed his permission slip for the NYSE floor field trip, where all the money is! SO JEALOUS. He probably met so many awesome brokers and stuff and got...

White House Press Briefings Now Just Show Whatever’s On The Teevee

CNN's beloved Ed Henry shares this picture from today's White House Press Briefing, where everyone is just watching teevee. Those lazy slugs! It's a beautiful day outside, and everyone should go play on Sasha and Malia's swing set. CORRECTION:...

TIME TO IGNORE OUR IMPORTANT BANKRUPT NEWSPAPERS AGAIN: Symbolism: "The White House announced that President Obama will hold a primetime news conference at 8:00 pm ET on Wednesday -- his 100th day as president." Boy howdy, Ed Henry'll have...