Tag: eat the rich

Warren Buffett’s Mobile Home Company Just Loves To Be Racist To Everyone

Given his great track record of donating to Democrats and pointing out that the tax code is impossibly fucked, we liberal types generally dig Warren Buffett. He's like a reasonably cool, skull-crushingly rich great-uncle. We like to think he'd...

Sit Back And Relax With Some Soothing Elizabeth Warren Getting MAD About A Thing

Has it been that kind of day for you? US TOO! So let us take a breather from all the ewwwwwww gross Duggary, what we have been telling you all about, YOU'RE WELCOME, and soothe our weary souls with...

Kansas GOP Spends Four Days Failing Extra Hard, Takes Well-Earned Four Day Weekend

As the people of Kansas head into the long weekend, they should take a moment to give thanks that their elected representatives are so dedicated to serving their needs. The state's fiscal year is winding down and legislators are...
But watch out for the gout

Is It Time For Class War? (Hint: Yes)

Still on the fence about whether it's time for all-out up-against-the-wall eat-the-rich class war revolution? No you're not: In 2014, Wall Street's bonus pool was roughly double the combined earnings of all Americans working full-time jobs at minimum wage. The average...
Meth is a helluva drug

Florida Supreme Court To Consider Whether Buttsechs Is Sex: Your (Sexy!) Florida Roundup

Greetings, Wonketeers, from the Sunshine State, where it’s presently 70 degrees and there’s nary a cloud in the sky — enjoy your digging out, New England — which almost makes up for us being America’s Yellow Skittle. Almost. Let’s Talk...
But why would they work if they can't buy that second Maybach for weekends?

Democrats Trying To Tax Wall Street, Sounding Suspiciously Like Actual Democrats

Looks like it's time for another of those post-election reinvention crazes that political parties are so big on. A bunch of top Democrats, perhaps noticing the rave reviews that Elizabeth Warren has been getting from The Base -- that's why...

Bernie Sanders Has 12-Point Plan To Save America By Eating The Rich

Bernie Sanders, our favorite socialist senator and only socialist senator but still our favorite anyway, has a terrific new economic plan to save America, and it's so crazy it just might work! Except, of course, that it will never...

Teevee Douche Delighted That 85 People Have Wealth Equal To Half Of Humanity, Who Now Have Something To Aim For

You know, maybe we've been thinking about this income inequality thing the wrong way. Maybe, we should consider the wisdom of the happy capitalism lover who left a dozen deleted comments the other day, and we should see that...

Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Shudder-Inducing Ross Douthat Sexy Feelings Edition

We were going to skip the New York Times this morning because really, how many times can we yell about Thomas Friedman (ok, all of the times) and threaten to eat the rich? Even our bloodlust eventually wanes. Then...

Want To Write About Rich People And Their Rich People Mansions? The Wall Street Journal Wants YOU!

Hey, Serious Journamalists, are you looking for a new challenge? Maybe you've done your embedded time in the Iraq or the Afghanistan, and you've done your fair share of reporting on blowed up limbs and now you're like, meh,...

Republicans Vow To Cut Food Stamps In Areas Full Of Lazy Republicans

As the GOP War On Food Stamps rolls on this summer, Bloomberg.com has released a report looking at the political makeup of areas where food stamp rolls have expanded. Here's a bit of a "surprise": Among the 254 counties where...

Do You Love Being First Against The Wall? Then Dean & Deluca’s $75 Ice Is The Ice For You

It had been another beautiful day for Harry. His wife had "opted out" and was now the most driven former brain surgeon to serve as PTA president that the whelps' pre-pre-pre-K had ever known. (Well, honestly, she was no...

Terrible Gucci Fanboy, Sports Mythmaker Buzz Bissinger Proves Why Marginal Tax Rates Should Be 100 Percent

Remember last year when angry old sportswriter Harry "Buzz" Bissinger endorsed Mitt Romney because Mittens was totally lying about everything? It was probably non-sports fans' first introduction to the douchepile that is Buzz Bissinger, so here is a quick...

GQ’s Michael Wolff Will Never Get A Table At The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe (Updated!)

Updated! TWICE!! Let us now consider the case of Michael Wolff, a mindless jerk who'll be first up against the wall when the revolution comes. While most ape descendants on this insignificant little blue-green world struggle to keep themselves...

Forbes Explains Why You People Need More Horrible Rich Ladies Like Gina Rinehart

Hey--remember Gina Rinehart?  Oh, sure you do! She is the world’s richest woman and by some bizarre coincidence, also seems to be one of the world’s worst people. Here she is, warning Australians that it is ‘too expensive’ to...