• May 27, 2012

earthquake

There being a massive natural disaster killing or hurting thousands or millions of poor people yesterday, Pat Robertson responded naturally this morning, by blaming it on those specific poor people and their worship of Satan — all under the guise of a Disaster Relief Fundraiser.

So there was a terrible earthquake in Haiti, and the news out of there is pretty fucking grim, which is why people who clicked on the link to see reader-submitted photos of the disaster on the Washington Post might have been shocked to see puppies and blue skies! Thanks (?) to reader “Josh” for the [...]

The happy rich people of La Jolla, California awoke Sunday morning to find many 40-lb. live squid flopping and squirming on the fancy beach. This horror show immediately followed a 4.0 earthquake 19 miles off the coast. Why did Nobama do this to us? Can the answer be found in a VERY SUSPICIOUS COMMENT on [...]

It seems that Mexico has turned into a nightmare apocalypse swamp (desert?) just south of our own American borders, overnight. Once upon a time, carefree teens could slip down to Juarez or Tijuana for a good clean evening of wholesome fuckin’, and now they will just get kidnapped or worse. Just look at the news: [...]

by Ken Layne  2:59 pm July 29, 2008

OH NOEZ, EARTHQUAKE! Yes there was an Earth Quake at Wonkette’s West Coast Headquarters. But as usual, Drudge’s West Coast Headquarters had it posted before we even came back inside. 5.8 magnitude, down in Los Angeles. (This also caused the LA Times to go bankrupt and vanish.) And now there are chickenshit little aftershocks about [...]

Oh Hey, The World Is Ending

by Ken Layne  3:40 pm May 12, 2008