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Posts Tagged ‘earth day’

OUR WORLDLY PROBLEMS

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Fuck a tree for the Cause!THE GLOBAL INTERNATIONALIST: “We all share this warm, level, heavily peopled planet, although of course we do not actually share it.” [True/Slant]


NEWSFLASH TO THE SHEEPLE

Is Earth Day An Ancient Egyptian Pagan Plot To Destroy Economy For Worship Of Earth Overlord ‘Gaia’?

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

The Indecision Forever blog ranks this Newsbusters poll as “The Dumbest Piece of Internet Pollution This Earth Day,” which would be true, if it weren’t for the comments section immediately below it. MORE »


SMOKE A BOWL FOR YOUR PLANET

Happy Birthday, Earth!

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Give a hoot!Oh is there something special about today? Not that we could notice, but then here comes a spam from fat dope clown Al Gore and his latest ponzi scheme, “Repower America.” It’s the Earth Day! America’s celebration of the planet it owns, huzzah! Have you done your part? No? So you are some kind of Earth-Hating motherfucker? Turn off the computer and click the MORE button for helpful “Earth Day” hints! MORE »