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Posts Tagged ‘early voting’

GIVING ACORN MORE TIME TO CHEAT

Charlie Crist Ruins John McCain’s Chances In Florida By Letting People Vote

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

John McCain was not a Pike.We may mock Florida Governor Charlie Crist (pictured, center) for his weird penchant for dating women, but it is all in good fun: he seems like a very nice fellow and a good sport. Most of the time! Except, say, when it comes to John McCain, whom he now clearly loathes. MORE »


THEY HATE FREEDOM

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

EARLY VOTING IS TREASON! “This nation of lazy slobs would rather spend the next five weeks on a scum-encrusted sofa eating Hot Cheetos and watching pornography on a flat-screen than caring about our country.” [AOL Political Machine]


DEMOCRATS

Will Barack Obama’s Youth Voters Choose Him…Or Finals?

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Shut up, collegeToday Barack Obama’s political fate rests in the hands of 19-year-old college students who now must choose between bong rips, taking their final exams, finally getting with that senior they drunkenly “friended” on Facebook last October, and voting. You see, The Kids have many competing priorities in the spring and only one of them involves their beloved Barry. MORE »