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GETTING LESS EXCLUSIVE EVERY DAY  2:05 pm May 30, 2013

New York Tyrant Mayor Michael Bloomberg Joins ‘Dangerous Kooks Sent Me Poison, For Freedom’ Club

by Doktor Zoom

Well, let’s see who’s getting letters stuffed with poison this week! The newest inductee in the House of the Ricin Sons is New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who was sent two letters containing a “pink-orange oily substance,” according to New York deputy police commissioner Paul Browne on Wednesday. The substance tested positive for trace amounts [...]

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON STUPID  9:16 am December 12, 2012

Wingnut Chick: Do Drugs and You Might End Up Like That Guy Who Became President

by Taylor Huffman

Maybe you’re on the fence when it comes to Marijuana legalization – you tried it at a Cranberries concert in the ’90s and didn’t understand all the fuss, but you’re worried your commute to work will be cluttered with one too many drum circles. Perhaps you hate the stuff, but you’re like, sooo anti-Fed you’d [...]

CONGRESSWOMEN GONE WILD  12:55 pm May 18, 2012

Eagle Forum Pretty Sure Rape Victim Congresswoman Is The Real Rapist

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

What is this stupid Violence Against Women Act, and why do all these whining, lying women think it is up to “the law” to protect them from their meathead husbands’ flying fists? And while the Eagle Forum is wondering, why is some stupid congresslady bitching about how when she got raped, and her attacker was [...]

THE COMING RACE SNORE  4:01 pm May 17, 2012

Army Of Minority Babies Prepares Crushing Assault On All Whites

by Jim Newell

We knew it, you knew it, they knew it, your crazy white great-uncle who forwards you paranoic chain letters in blue 30-point Comic Sans font with neon green background knew it, and now the U.S. Census knows it: The minorities, they’re popping out babies like the dickens, and the flaccid whites can no longer keep [...]

PRETTY ON THE INSIDE  3:14 pm April 5, 2012

Phyllis Schlafly Warns Citadel Cadets: Some Feminists Will Trick You By Not Being Ugly

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

So, the Citadel, the military college in South Carolina? Has a class on “Conservative Intellectual Tradition in America”? (We have not gotten to the joke yet, you guys.) And the professor brings in such luminous worthies/worthy luminaries as … Donald Rumsfeld and Ed Meese? (We still haven’t gotten to the funny part!) Well, this week’s [...]


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